blackkettle: Now for Something Completely Different
Occasional smoker with undisclosed body type
Calgary, Alberta
27 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
High School

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship

About Me
I'm the rare type of guy who walks through walls. I'm a radical freaking pinko. I'm an aspiring starving bohemian artist/academic. A philosopher king. I'm a thinker, a fighter, and a postmodern direct action activist. I'm a film noire enthusiast. I'm a comic-book superhero.

I'm the one who rides the wrong way down one-way streets late at night to see the look on drivers' faces for that split uncertain second. Though I know my way around the city, sometimes it takes a little rule-breaking to get where you're going to end up.

I'm in a cafe with a scarf and turtleneck and a smooth chardinay listening to jazz on rainy days. I'm that dumbmotherf*ckingpunkanarchist that just tagged your suv. I'm a loud drunk. A degenerate. An invert.

I'm quick. I'm passionate. I'm brutal and honest. I'm clued-the-F-in.

And today, I'm happy.