As far as I can make out, my life is a very complicated drinking game.
I've been told I'm a bad influence, but I disagree. I'm just a bit of a free spirit; and sometimes I get followed.
My sense of humour has been described as ranging from embarrassingly childish to mercilessly pitch black, so if you're an Adult Swim or Chris Morris fan then it's unlikely I'll offend you.
I'm attracted to people who are open minded, well informed, easy going, unique, dry witted, frank, curious, warped, adventurous, literate, unpredictable, spontaneous, creative, surreal, easily amused, loyal, and a little reckless and irresponsible...
I particularly enjoy the company of people who while they have a purpose of some sort, still don't have the first clue about what they want out of life.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Britain's spiritual home; The Pub.
It's safe and full of people, just incase YOU turn out to be a psycho... ;-)