| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Bideford Uk | |
| Details | 51 year old Man, 5' 6" (168 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Prefer Not To Say | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Open to offers! - To old to be a Toy Boy | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent bbw_lukin isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship bbw_lukin has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Divorced, single dad & happy to be so.
I tried being married. Only lasted 20 years. So, “Been there. Done that & had the T shirt”. (It shrank in the wash!)
Please ladies- Do not be shy. It is always nice if you take the plunge to say "Hi" You are allowed to make the 1st move, even if you only want (the remains of) my mind
I tend to be flirty, sometimes sarcastic, always cynical & probably talk too much at times.
If I am shown as 'IM User' chances are that I am online so go on ladies, be brave!(MAYBE the IM thingy will work eh?)
Apparently my profile is too long for some. That is fine by me. If it is too long I can not see any intellectual comparability arising. Can you?
I am very laid back & would be a beach bum if I had time! (Or should that be money?)
Not desperate to meet or looking to a ‘life time’ relationship. I do not believe that pushing, rushing or forcing any sort of thing like that can ever work.
In my view of life such things only come with time, trust and being comfortable with someone. Friendship with an open mind and being relaxed about relationships is more interesting and less traumatic than being with a lady who is desperate to find ‘Mr Right’. Friendship & fun being the important part.
MESSAGE ME - I will say "Hi" and reply if you do. Even if we do not wish to do anything other we might at least make each other smile. What could be any better than that?
Send a message & you WILL get an answer.
But please, a photo with any contact message or soon after if you will.
Even if there is not one on your POF profile it is nice to 'see' who has messaged me. You have seen me after all.
Please Guys. Much I appreciate the compliments I am straight & NOT 'Bi-curious'.
I do not know who passed the info on but I am an 'Honorary Gay' only - BUT I take it seriously & I am PROUD to be so.
(And supporting my students on the issue that the honour relates to almost cost me my job at the time!!!)
"No" to guys includes any members of our transsexual community. - As good as you look - and I will be honest, many of you look fantastic. Pre-op, to me is still a guy & not a girl. - No offence taken or meant.
Finding a friend who will stand alongside you is not a thing that can be demanded. It is a boon that is earned. So – Chill guy! Be honest and you will find someone who is the one for you.
So, thanks guys - but No thanks but best of look in your search.
Again a guy has had a go because I blocked him!
A transsexual is NOT a lady - especially when said TS is pre-opp.
You really do need to check terms & conditions of your POF account before you make any threats to other users.
IF you message me using 'text speak' I will most probably not be able to translate your message.
I may not be the most literary person on this planet but I do expect communication to resemble Queens English - or something close.
Anyone who employs 'text speak' for any purpose other than SMS communication indicates that they have an IQ that is probably around room temperature & that any attempt at 'conversation' would be doomed to remain at a level more suited to the mentality of the kind of individual who requires the warning on a packet of peanuts.
Have some respect for your self. Communicate as a human - not a mobile phone!
If you have difficulty with the written word then fair enough. I have difficulty in that area myself so I know what it is all about.
I am by definition 'dysgraphic'. That means I can not copy a phone number, spelling whatever & be sure it is correct. (I turned off the sound prompt or spelling errors on my PC. it sounded like Morse code when I typed anything!)
I am also ‘damaged goods’ after an unprovoked & cowardly attack by a bunch of thugs our wonderful courts had seen fit to allow to enjoy a holiday by the sea at the tax payers expense.
Some 'warnings' / thoughts -
1) - I do NOT eat eggs, milk based foods or garlic.
2) - Night clubs are something to beat burglars with.
3) - Shopping is NOT a sport.
4) - I pay compliments because I mean what I say - Not because it is expected.
5) - I have more respect for prostitutes than I could EVER have for the press or politicians. (& not for the reasons you might assume)
6) Why is the 'Sun' classed as a News Paper & not a comic?
7) We are all adults on here - or should be. If I say something to you that offends - TELL ME! -- I am a bloke & I do have naughty thoughts. (Might as well nail the box shut & put me in the ground NOW without those in my head)
8) If I am sometimes naughty in what I say - PLEASE - take it as a compliment that I have had such thoughts about you & I feel comfortable enough to flirt with you.
9) Why do some folks feel the need to send an abusive message after a fishie has said (politely) "No Thanks" or "I think you misread my profile"?
(A hint for those that cant handle being told ‘No’ - You need not send me any messages as I now know that this just leads to negativity. I know what I want and if I do not feel this is you please just accept it.)
10) Why are certain professional footballers treated a founts of all knowledge & not the useless over paid toss-pots they really are?
11) Ditto for so many so called ‘stars’ & personalities.
12) Why am I considered weird for treating TV with contempt to the point of not having one?
13) What is the idea behind profile pictures that are on their side? Is it to remind folks what it was like to browse the bookshelves in a library?
14) When Moses parted the Red Sea - What happened to all the fish?
15) Why is there an ‘S’ in lisp?
16) Why is ‘Dyslexia’ such a b**ch to spell?
17) If a lady refers to me as a ‘Stud Muffin’ is it so strange that I am puzzled as to why?
(Apparently it relates to something a lady might wish to get her teeth into. - Ouch?)
18) Why is it wrong to refer to politicians as ‘Lying F**kers’ in court even though people in the public gallery nod in agreement & the same is said by the ‘defence’ out of court?
19) Why is karaoke not yet a criminal offence?
20) Why do I get messages from ladies wanting ‘Intimate Encounter’ who are really looking for anything but?
21) Why do threatening letters from banks always arrive on a Friday?
22) Why can you smell fast food so far away from the actual building?
23) Spread cheese. No one mentions spread cheese
24) Am I the only guy who can wander around an Anne Summers shop with a lady & not find it any different to being in say BHS or Sainsbury’s?
26) Ice-cream is NOT any good as a personal lubricant. Ditto for chocolate. (Sorry ladies)
27) Who actually managed to read this far without choking / dropping off to sleep / getting angry but will still NOT send me a message?
28) Is exploring ones kinky side with a willing partner a hobby or an interest?
I tried being married. Only lasted 20 years. So, “Been there. Done that & had the T shirt”. (It shrank in the wash!)
Please ladies- Do not be shy. It is always nice if you take the plunge to say "Hi" You are allowed to make the 1st move, even if you only want (the remains of) my mind
I tend to be flirty, sometimes sarcastic, always cynical & probably talk too much at times.
If I am shown as 'IM User' chances are that I am online so go on ladies, be brave!(MAYBE the IM thingy will work eh?)
Apparently my profile is too long for some. That is fine by me. If it is too long I can not see any intellectual comparability arising. Can you?
I am very laid back & would be a beach bum if I had time! (Or should that be money?)
Not desperate to meet or looking to a ‘life time’ relationship. I do not believe that pushing, rushing or forcing any sort of thing like that can ever work.
In my view of life such things only come with time, trust and being comfortable with someone. Friendship with an open mind and being relaxed about relationships is more interesting and less traumatic than being with a lady who is desperate to find ‘Mr Right’. Friendship & fun being the important part.
MESSAGE ME - I will say "Hi" and reply if you do. Even if we do not wish to do anything other we might at least make each other smile. What could be any better than that?
Send a message & you WILL get an answer.
But please, a photo with any contact message or soon after if you will.
Even if there is not one on your POF profile it is nice to 'see' who has messaged me. You have seen me after all.
Please Guys. Much I appreciate the compliments I am straight & NOT 'Bi-curious'.
I do not know who passed the info on but I am an 'Honorary Gay' only - BUT I take it seriously & I am PROUD to be so.
(And supporting my students on the issue that the honour relates to almost cost me my job at the time!!!)
"No" to guys includes any members of our transsexual community. - As good as you look - and I will be honest, many of you look fantastic. Pre-op, to me is still a guy & not a girl. - No offence taken or meant.
Finding a friend who will stand alongside you is not a thing that can be demanded. It is a boon that is earned. So – Chill guy! Be honest and you will find someone who is the one for you.
So, thanks guys - but No thanks but best of look in your search.
Again a guy has had a go because I blocked him!
A transsexual is NOT a lady - especially when said TS is pre-opp.
You really do need to check terms & conditions of your POF account before you make any threats to other users.
IF you message me using 'text speak' I will most probably not be able to translate your message.
I may not be the most literary person on this planet but I do expect communication to resemble Queens English - or something close.
Anyone who employs 'text speak' for any purpose other than SMS communication indicates that they have an IQ that is probably around room temperature & that any attempt at 'conversation' would be doomed to remain at a level more suited to the mentality of the kind of individual who requires the warning on a packet of peanuts.
Have some respect for your self. Communicate as a human - not a mobile phone!
If you have difficulty with the written word then fair enough. I have difficulty in that area myself so I know what it is all about.
I am by definition 'dysgraphic'. That means I can not copy a phone number, spelling whatever & be sure it is correct. (I turned off the sound prompt or spelling errors on my PC. it sounded like Morse code when I typed anything!)
I am also ‘damaged goods’ after an unprovoked & cowardly attack by a bunch of thugs our wonderful courts had seen fit to allow to enjoy a holiday by the sea at the tax payers expense.
Some 'warnings' / thoughts -
1) - I do NOT eat eggs, milk based foods or garlic.
2) - Night clubs are something to beat burglars with.
3) - Shopping is NOT a sport.
4) - I pay compliments because I mean what I say - Not because it is expected.
5) - I have more respect for prostitutes than I could EVER have for the press or politicians. (& not for the reasons you might assume)
6) Why is the 'Sun' classed as a News Paper & not a comic?
7) We are all adults on here - or should be. If I say something to you that offends - TELL ME! -- I am a bloke & I do have naughty thoughts. (Might as well nail the box shut & put me in the ground NOW without those in my head)
8) If I am sometimes naughty in what I say - PLEASE - take it as a compliment that I have had such thoughts about you & I feel comfortable enough to flirt with you.
9) Why do some folks feel the need to send an abusive message after a fishie has said (politely) "No Thanks" or "I think you misread my profile"?
(A hint for those that cant handle being told ‘No’ - You need not send me any messages as I now know that this just leads to negativity. I know what I want and if I do not feel this is you please just accept it.)
10) Why are certain professional footballers treated a founts of all knowledge & not the useless over paid toss-pots they really are?
11) Ditto for so many so called ‘stars’ & personalities.
12) Why am I considered weird for treating TV with contempt to the point of not having one?
13) What is the idea behind profile pictures that are on their side? Is it to remind folks what it was like to browse the bookshelves in a library?
14) When Moses parted the Red Sea - What happened to all the fish?
15) Why is there an ‘S’ in lisp?
16) Why is ‘Dyslexia’ such a b**ch to spell?
17) If a lady refers to me as a ‘Stud Muffin’ is it so strange that I am puzzled as to why?
(Apparently it relates to something a lady might wish to get her teeth into. - Ouch?)
18) Why is it wrong to refer to politicians as ‘Lying F**kers’ in court even though people in the public gallery nod in agreement & the same is said by the ‘defence’ out of court?
19) Why is karaoke not yet a criminal offence?
20) Why do I get messages from ladies wanting ‘Intimate Encounter’ who are really looking for anything but?
21) Why do threatening letters from banks always arrive on a Friday?
22) Why can you smell fast food so far away from the actual building?
23) Spread cheese. No one mentions spread cheese
24) Am I the only guy who can wander around an Anne Summers shop with a lady & not find it any different to being in say BHS or Sainsbury’s?
26) Ice-cream is NOT any good as a personal lubricant. Ditto for chocolate. (Sorry ladies)
27) Who actually managed to read this far without choking / dropping off to sleep / getting angry but will still NOT send me a message?
28) Is exploring ones kinky side with a willing partner a hobby or an interest?
First Date
I am not really expecting a ‘date’ to occur. I am not looking for anything specific so I do not have any pre-conceived agenda.
In any case, the rash from my last 'date' took ages to clear up, the cream smelled funny and do not even ask about the injections!!
(Joke! Ok Miz xxxx?)
Mostly I want to chat & flirt with other friends in cyber space if such episodes lead us to BOTH wish to meet so be it. I tend not to go out in any case if I am 100% honest.
Anyway the thoughts about any date will hold true so--------First date has got to be relaxed & for both to see if a second date is desired so no gimp masks please. (They do not flatter a lady & the rubber smell is rather off-putting)
Probably no alcohol involved though. I have no alcohol tolerance any more so one drink & I am any-bodies!
Long ago I did have the beach as a preferred place to try for a first meet but having thought long & hard it became apparent that this was not good.
For later or for other meets maybe?
Well, if all the beaches in the UK are not over run with other Fishies that is.
Slightly frustrating when one has a beach as a 'back yard', but then, it does not seem to be over-run other than on holiday weekends ------
Oh, for 'J' - if you have EVER tried s-x on a beach you would actually know that sand is hard & gets into places it is not wanted even with a towel or blanket!
For Ms. K – It is not possible to make love on a first date. That comes with time. On a first date it is sex. Making love comes with affection, time, trust, respect & mutual desire to build on a relationship.
Sorry m’am.
An alternative could be a really dirty session out in the country if any lady feels the inclination.
(Now my Land Rover is mended, working & said lady having knowledge of a location where it is safe to play. Field, forest or mixed. It is all good fun)
However –
If a lady pops up with a genuine offer to pay off my £150,000 mortgage so I do not become homeless I think it only fair to say that a date will most defiantly ensue…..
Mercenary?
Shallow? ----– No. More like desperate to keep my home!
The local ice-cream is quite funky by the way. By local I mean made less than 3 miles (as the seagull flaps) from where yours truly sleeps.
(Available almost all year round right up until 7 O'clock in the evening from a variety of mobile outlets. Ooops - Until the end of October that is. Then a visit to the factory shop is required)
In any case, the rash from my last 'date' took ages to clear up, the cream smelled funny and do not even ask about the injections!!
(Joke! Ok Miz xxxx?)
Mostly I want to chat & flirt with other friends in cyber space if such episodes lead us to BOTH wish to meet so be it. I tend not to go out in any case if I am 100% honest.
Anyway the thoughts about any date will hold true so--------First date has got to be relaxed & for both to see if a second date is desired so no gimp masks please. (They do not flatter a lady & the rubber smell is rather off-putting)
Probably no alcohol involved though. I have no alcohol tolerance any more so one drink & I am any-bodies!
Long ago I did have the beach as a preferred place to try for a first meet but having thought long & hard it became apparent that this was not good.
For later or for other meets maybe?
Well, if all the beaches in the UK are not over run with other Fishies that is.
Slightly frustrating when one has a beach as a 'back yard', but then, it does not seem to be over-run other than on holiday weekends ------
Oh, for 'J' - if you have EVER tried s-x on a beach you would actually know that sand is hard & gets into places it is not wanted even with a towel or blanket!
For Ms. K – It is not possible to make love on a first date. That comes with time. On a first date it is sex. Making love comes with affection, time, trust, respect & mutual desire to build on a relationship.
Sorry m’am.
An alternative could be a really dirty session out in the country if any lady feels the inclination.
(Now my Land Rover is mended, working & said lady having knowledge of a location where it is safe to play. Field, forest or mixed. It is all good fun)
However –
If a lady pops up with a genuine offer to pay off my £150,000 mortgage so I do not become homeless I think it only fair to say that a date will most defiantly ensue…..
Mercenary?
Shallow? ----– No. More like desperate to keep my home!
The local ice-cream is quite funky by the way. By local I mean made less than 3 miles (as the seagull flaps) from where yours truly sleeps.
(Available almost all year round right up until 7 O'clock in the evening from a variety of mobile outlets. Ooops - Until the end of October that is. Then a visit to the factory shop is required)
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 | I have not personally met bbw_lukin because he lives too far away from me. If he were closer I would meet him in a heartbeat. He's sweet, intelligent, articulate, sexy and hot to look at and has a great sense of humor. I would say this man is the 'total package'! Any woman would be lucky to have him in her life. |
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