| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Hamilton Ontario | |
| Details | 30 year old Man, 5' 9" (175 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | If I told you.....I might have to kill you. ;) | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent B. Majors wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship B. Majors has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
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About Me
Damnit, I'm all out of worms/minnows! So, apparently I'm supposed to sell myself here, but isn't that what a street corner is for??? Ha-ha...anyway.
Well, hey there. So, you want to know about moi? You know the opening song for 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'? Oh, come on...admit it! You know the lyrics off by heart. Anyway, it's a lot like that...lol. Seriously, I'm just too damn complex, so don't even bother trying to figure me out...you would drive yourself insane! In case you haven't figured it out by now...sarcasm is one of my best friends. We're pretty tight actually and have known eachother since way back in the day. ;)
What am I looking for, you ask? How about a clue?! I'm interested in meeting people with a great sense of humour and a good head on their shoulders. Although, actually having a head on your shoulders would be a good prerequisite. :S Also, it wouldn't hurt if you knew how to have a good time either. In all seriousness...I just want to know who did it. I think that it was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Pipe Wrench!
Hah! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! If you have actually read this far, then I applaud your ability to read. Go on...give yourself a pat on the back. :P If you want to know any of the other stuff that I'm supposed to write about here, then you will just have to ask me. For the record...I do think stuff is awesome.
Salante!
Well, hey there. So, you want to know about moi? You know the opening song for 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'? Oh, come on...admit it! You know the lyrics off by heart. Anyway, it's a lot like that...lol. Seriously, I'm just too damn complex, so don't even bother trying to figure me out...you would drive yourself insane! In case you haven't figured it out by now...sarcasm is one of my best friends. We're pretty tight actually and have known eachother since way back in the day. ;)
What am I looking for, you ask? How about a clue?! I'm interested in meeting people with a great sense of humour and a good head on their shoulders. Although, actually having a head on your shoulders would be a good prerequisite. :S Also, it wouldn't hurt if you knew how to have a good time either. In all seriousness...I just want to know who did it. I think that it was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Pipe Wrench!
Hah! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! If you have actually read this far, then I applaud your ability to read. Go on...give yourself a pat on the back. :P If you want to know any of the other stuff that I'm supposed to write about here, then you will just have to ask me. For the record...I do think stuff is awesome.
Salante!
First Date
Assuming that you actually get that far...lol. Hypothetically...who cares?! Meet-up for a drink, a bite to eat, et cetera at a neutral public place. Just kick-back and have a few good laughs. As long as there is a chance to converse and the company is good, then it really doesn't matter.
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