| About | Smokes often with Thin body type | City | Edmonton Alberta | |
| Details | 41 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Tin Basher | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Free Bass wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Free Bass has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
ME
Of all the things I've lost in life
I miss my mind the least.
SWM to give away to a good home.
Has all shots & is mostly paper trained.
Gets along well w/ cats but chases horses.
Does all kinds of neat tricks.
Requires lots of love & play time.
Has absolutely NO chance of appearing on Canada's Worst Driver/ Handyman.
Has no interest in meeting yer children or parents. Not fer a while, anyway.
Doesn't care if the glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty...cares how much is left in the bottle.
Knows the Caramilk secret, Victoria's secret, & the Secret to Eternal Youth.
Ent tellin'.
Can discuss Freud, Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, and the Socio-Political Ramifications of Pseudo-Religious Sitcoms on Illegal Immigrants in Southeast Pago Pago for hours and hours.
Knows absolutely nothing about Freud, Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, or the Socio-Political Ramifications of Pseudo-Religious Sitcoms on Illegal Immigrants in Southeast Pago Pago.
Knows that there are times & places to be serious.
Knows how to avoid those times & places...mostly.
I do not like all types of music, but I can appreciate all types.
Definitely have my preferences, though.
***DISCLAIMER***
Rap is NOT music.
Inquire w/in fer more information.
YOU
Must be female. Yeah...I'm kinda shallow 'bout that.
Must always have been female.
Must not bite.
...much.
Must know the difference between an orange.
Must not say "I love ALL kinds of music", then turn around & hate everything I like.
Must not be anally retentive.
Must have no more than 7 personalities. After that, I gotta call ya nuts.
Must not have more facial hair than me. (Yup...shallow again).
Must be comfortable in yr own skin. (Is a metaphor, not a requirement that ya be a nudist. But nudidity is good, too :))
Must believe in the "Learn a new thing every day" concept.
Must not use the non-word "Irregardless".
Must not have any mental problems I can't pronounce.
Must have a sense of humour
All applicants must posess 2 pieces of valid ID
& answer the following skill testing question;
*How many fingers am I holding up?*
**Bonus points if you can guess which one**
WARNING!; The Surgeon General has advised that itching,
stuffy nose, watery eyes, etc. may occur if you have
allergies to fuzzy critters &/ or loud music.
OK, here's the honest & serious segment; For clarity's sake, I'd like to mention that while I am looking for an actual relationship eventually, I'm not lookin' fer a "Hi, I like yer pic/ profile, let's go out right now &/or jump in the sack" situation, so don't be surprised if I don't immediately ask you out on a date. For now if you're comfortable with gettin' to know me casually or just online 1st, then seein' where things lead, then let's chat. Unless, of course, you're confident enough that you would like to take me out &/or jump in the sack. I won't argue...much.
*batteries not included*
Of all the things I've lost in life
I miss my mind the least.
SWM to give away to a good home.
Has all shots & is mostly paper trained.
Gets along well w/ cats but chases horses.
Does all kinds of neat tricks.
Requires lots of love & play time.
Has absolutely NO chance of appearing on Canada's Worst Driver/ Handyman.
Has no interest in meeting yer children or parents. Not fer a while, anyway.
Doesn't care if the glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty...cares how much is left in the bottle.
Knows the Caramilk secret, Victoria's secret, & the Secret to Eternal Youth.
Ent tellin'.
Can discuss Freud, Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, and the Socio-Political Ramifications of Pseudo-Religious Sitcoms on Illegal Immigrants in Southeast Pago Pago for hours and hours.
Knows absolutely nothing about Freud, Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, or the Socio-Political Ramifications of Pseudo-Religious Sitcoms on Illegal Immigrants in Southeast Pago Pago.
Knows that there are times & places to be serious.
Knows how to avoid those times & places...mostly.
I do not like all types of music, but I can appreciate all types.
Definitely have my preferences, though.
***DISCLAIMER***
Rap is NOT music.
Inquire w/in fer more information.
YOU
Must be female. Yeah...I'm kinda shallow 'bout that.
Must always have been female.
Must not bite.
...much.
Must know the difference between an orange.
Must not say "I love ALL kinds of music", then turn around & hate everything I like.
Must not be anally retentive.
Must have no more than 7 personalities. After that, I gotta call ya nuts.
Must not have more facial hair than me. (Yup...shallow again).
Must be comfortable in yr own skin. (Is a metaphor, not a requirement that ya be a nudist. But nudidity is good, too :))
Must believe in the "Learn a new thing every day" concept.
Must not use the non-word "Irregardless".
Must not have any mental problems I can't pronounce.
Must have a sense of humour
All applicants must posess 2 pieces of valid ID
& answer the following skill testing question;
*How many fingers am I holding up?*
**Bonus points if you can guess which one**
WARNING!; The Surgeon General has advised that itching,
stuffy nose, watery eyes, etc. may occur if you have
allergies to fuzzy critters &/ or loud music.
OK, here's the honest & serious segment; For clarity's sake, I'd like to mention that while I am looking for an actual relationship eventually, I'm not lookin' fer a "Hi, I like yer pic/ profile, let's go out right now &/or jump in the sack" situation, so don't be surprised if I don't immediately ask you out on a date. For now if you're comfortable with gettin' to know me casually or just online 1st, then seein' where things lead, then let's chat. Unless, of course, you're confident enough that you would like to take me out &/or jump in the sack. I won't argue...much.
*batteries not included*
First Date
I dunno...is been a while. Not "clubbing". Ever. Or anywhere else I gotta yell 6" from your ear to be heard.
Mebbe we could shoot some pool, go walkin' in the rain (seasonal), throw snowballs @ big scary lookin' dudes & run like hell (other seasonal), or just...do the sponteneity ting.
Mebbe we could shoot some pool, go walkin' in the rain (seasonal), throw snowballs @ big scary lookin' dudes & run like hell (other seasonal), or just...do the sponteneity ting.
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