Don't. Read. Any of this.
Seriously, I rarely reply to messages that just say 'hey' or 'what's up?'. It makes the sender look lazy. It's sad that you can talk all day long but not relate via written word. Don't bother if that's you.
I'm a bartender. I sew on the side, but I love bartending and it's my dream job. I work night hours and don't sleep in real world time so some people can't handle that. Oooh! I'm also a total a-hole and I've recently gotten addicted to crayons. Coloring with them. Is that weird? Maintain some childlike wonder.
I don't drink as often as everyone thinks I do, but when I do imbibe, it's Jäger, Crown, or my favorite ale. I'm used to being the most sober person in the room and I would love to meet people who can appreciate both intoxication and sobriety equally.
Alt rock is my poison, including some grindcore, metal, screamo, and punk. Linkin Park and Alesana are on top, but I can roll with Wicked Wisdom, MSI, StaticX, etc. I don't love rap, r&b, or hip hop. I can appreciate some, but not a lot. I'm atypical, if you couldn't tell.
I don't know, I guess if you want to talk, hit me up with complete sentences because I am all about unbroken English. Sentences are sexy as sh!t.
Also, I'm a geek. As in Star Trek: TNG and big words. Like eidetic. I have an eidetic memory for odd musical junk.
Edit: We probably can't be friends if you drink Hennessy or Ciroc. All my sorries.
If you truly want a response, say "All mimsy were the borogoves." Really, you'd be surprised how much I love this line.