| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Dayton Ohio | |
| Details | 46 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Taurus with Red hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | I'm a Marketing & PR Consultant | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent MissMayflower is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship MissMayflower has been in was over 2 years long. |
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About Me
Please don't contact me without reading my profile.
And now, on to the personal ad...
Do you wonder if you'll ever find a smart, sassy, secure and sensuous woman who has the emotional maturity, wisdom, sense of humor, depth of character and dirty mind it will take to make you excruciatingly happy?
Well...I don't know any women like that either. But since you're here, why not read MY profile to see if we have anything in common? ;)
Here are the most important things to know about me, for you skimmers:
• I'm a libertarian who is pro-choice on just about everything. (However, while I think you have a right to snort/inject/smoke anything you want, I'll assume you're an idiot if you actually do so.)
• I don't have or want kids and have serious doubts that I could be a successful stepmom.
• I'm an entrepreneur working like hell to become a big-time marketing and PR consultant, so I work a lot of hours.
• I'm an agnostic Pastafarian. I have very little tolerance for organized religion (whether you worship God, the environment, animal rights, government, or a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like Jesus, the blind faith + irrationality + self-righteousness + desire to control my life is a turn-off, big time.)
• I think capitalism is the only moral economic system. Why? Because it requires the voluntary exchange of values between people, unlike fascism and communism, which rely on the use of force. And I believe the initiation of force is immoral. Capitalists have to earn my business by making me happy. Whereas Government Motors can earn my custom by forcing other automakers out of business. Capiche?
• I don't think anyone owes me a living (or anything else), and I don't think I owe you one either. So if you voted for Obama, we're not a match and likely never will be.
• I don't smoke, do drugs, or have content-free recreational sex. My ideal match doesn't either.
Okay, those are the biggest deal-killers, so if you've made it thus far, you're one in a million. May as well keep reading. :)
I am here to find True Love. (Yes. Just like in "The Princess Bride.") So...while it's sweet of you to offer, I'm NOT interested in a three-night stand or a drunken hookup or the occasional booty call. (That's why I'm ignoring your IM.) I'm looking to be one-half of a kick-ass man/woman team, building a lifelong love together.
And as goofy as it sounds, I’m sincerely optimistic that if he hasn't already, my soulmate will soon read all the way to the end of my amazingly long profile and say to himself, "my darling geeky princess…where have you been all my life?"
By day, I'm a mild-mannered marketing and public relations wonk, and can generally pass for normal. By night, I can be any number of things…a swing dancer; cat herder; Fly Baby; Browncoat; home improver/renovator; voracious reader, and creator of bad Lord of the Rings parodies to name but a few.
If you're into Myers-Briggs, I'm a borderline INTJ/INTP. A good match for me would be someone more extroverted, like an ENFP or ENTP or ESTJ.
2009 was all about self-improvment and personal evolution, thanks to a great hypnotherapist, some brain-altering neurofeedback, some awesome NLP work and support from a much-loved "fairy godmother." It's important for my future beloved to share my enthusiasm for introspection and self-improvement. You probably don't need to be a maniac about it like I am, but it would help if you were interested in things like NLP, hypnosis, and generally improving yourself and your life.
I'm more comfortable dressed like a naughty Pirate wench or 1940s femme fatale than in modern street clothes (I am proud of the fact that I have never purchased a contemporary fashion magazine, but I own several vintage ones.)
I'm 44 and have thus far avoided marriage, but I'd like to give it a shot someday. I've also happily escaped motherhood. I much prefer kittens to human babies (and yes, my parents are disappointed.)
I do not have or want kids. I'm trying to be more flexible about the kids issue (since most men my age have at least one set). But it's a conundrum. It's hard enough to make a relationship work with one person...I don't believe I could cope with a full-custody dad (just being honest). And relocation-wise, I don't want to be the reason you move away from your kids. I don't care how resilient kids are supposed to be...I don't ever want to come between a dad and his children. So it's no surprise that kids have been a deal-breaker more than once.
I absolutely love to dance...especially swing dances like Balboa and Lindy Hop, and Latin / ballroom. It would be amazing to find a love, life, and dance partner in the same man. [Edit: I really, really miss dancing. For about the past 18 months I've had some nagging injuries that make dancing painful but that doesn't mean I'm done with it. Sigh...]
Yes, interests-wise, I enjoy a lot of things that aren't generally considered "girly." I really do enjoy building things and renovating, and going out to the range for target practice. And I'm a sci-fi addict. I have more power tools than most women (and some men.)
And I love the arts as much as I love science, so I'm as likely to watch Shakespeare as I am to watch a documentary about dark matter.
I was told recently that my profile isn't a good reflection of the kind of relationship I'm looking for. While I want to leave room for the magical mystery tour, I will say that I spend all day being CEO-ish, direct, in-charge, etc. (the entrepreneur thing). I do it by necessity because if I don't work, the cat and I don't eat. My job requires a lot of determination and directness, which can make me come off as not soft and frilly. I secretly love the soft and frilly, and to get out of "work mode" I tend to read romance novels starring brawny but sensitive manly men who wear kilts and rescue their beloveds from fates worse than death, usually by secretly marrying them before the King discovers their perfidy. (Yeah...I'm embarrassed too. Believe me.) In other words, I'll do almost anything for a man in a kilt.
Other random things I enjoy: swing music in all its incarnations (Big Band, ragtime, Rhythm & Blues, Texas Swing), science fiction and fantasy, learning new things, figuring out what makes people tick, individualism, IDPA pistol matches, fixing things, meteor showers, offending the dogmatic, and questioning "authority."
Please note: I get a LOT of email. I don't respond to form letters, "I want to meet yous," winks, etc. I don't respond to men with blank profiles and no photos. I don't respond to one-sentence emails. If you're not sufficiently excited about my profile and photos to write me a thoughtful letter, please save us both time and move along. Thanks.
And now, on to the personal ad...
Do you wonder if you'll ever find a smart, sassy, secure and sensuous woman who has the emotional maturity, wisdom, sense of humor, depth of character and dirty mind it will take to make you excruciatingly happy?
Well...I don't know any women like that either. But since you're here, why not read MY profile to see if we have anything in common? ;)
Here are the most important things to know about me, for you skimmers:
• I'm a libertarian who is pro-choice on just about everything. (However, while I think you have a right to snort/inject/smoke anything you want, I'll assume you're an idiot if you actually do so.)
• I don't have or want kids and have serious doubts that I could be a successful stepmom.
• I'm an entrepreneur working like hell to become a big-time marketing and PR consultant, so I work a lot of hours.
• I'm an agnostic Pastafarian. I have very little tolerance for organized religion (whether you worship God, the environment, animal rights, government, or a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like Jesus, the blind faith + irrationality + self-righteousness + desire to control my life is a turn-off, big time.)
• I think capitalism is the only moral economic system. Why? Because it requires the voluntary exchange of values between people, unlike fascism and communism, which rely on the use of force. And I believe the initiation of force is immoral. Capitalists have to earn my business by making me happy. Whereas Government Motors can earn my custom by forcing other automakers out of business. Capiche?
• I don't think anyone owes me a living (or anything else), and I don't think I owe you one either. So if you voted for Obama, we're not a match and likely never will be.
• I don't smoke, do drugs, or have content-free recreational sex. My ideal match doesn't either.
Okay, those are the biggest deal-killers, so if you've made it thus far, you're one in a million. May as well keep reading. :)
I am here to find True Love. (Yes. Just like in "The Princess Bride.") So...while it's sweet of you to offer, I'm NOT interested in a three-night stand or a drunken hookup or the occasional booty call. (That's why I'm ignoring your IM.) I'm looking to be one-half of a kick-ass man/woman team, building a lifelong love together.
And as goofy as it sounds, I’m sincerely optimistic that if he hasn't already, my soulmate will soon read all the way to the end of my amazingly long profile and say to himself, "my darling geeky princess…where have you been all my life?"
By day, I'm a mild-mannered marketing and public relations wonk, and can generally pass for normal. By night, I can be any number of things…a swing dancer; cat herder; Fly Baby; Browncoat; home improver/renovator; voracious reader, and creator of bad Lord of the Rings parodies to name but a few.
If you're into Myers-Briggs, I'm a borderline INTJ/INTP. A good match for me would be someone more extroverted, like an ENFP or ENTP or ESTJ.
2009 was all about self-improvment and personal evolution, thanks to a great hypnotherapist, some brain-altering neurofeedback, some awesome NLP work and support from a much-loved "fairy godmother." It's important for my future beloved to share my enthusiasm for introspection and self-improvement. You probably don't need to be a maniac about it like I am, but it would help if you were interested in things like NLP, hypnosis, and generally improving yourself and your life.
I'm more comfortable dressed like a naughty Pirate wench or 1940s femme fatale than in modern street clothes (I am proud of the fact that I have never purchased a contemporary fashion magazine, but I own several vintage ones.)
I'm 44 and have thus far avoided marriage, but I'd like to give it a shot someday. I've also happily escaped motherhood. I much prefer kittens to human babies (and yes, my parents are disappointed.)
I do not have or want kids. I'm trying to be more flexible about the kids issue (since most men my age have at least one set). But it's a conundrum. It's hard enough to make a relationship work with one person...I don't believe I could cope with a full-custody dad (just being honest). And relocation-wise, I don't want to be the reason you move away from your kids. I don't care how resilient kids are supposed to be...I don't ever want to come between a dad and his children. So it's no surprise that kids have been a deal-breaker more than once.
I absolutely love to dance...especially swing dances like Balboa and Lindy Hop, and Latin / ballroom. It would be amazing to find a love, life, and dance partner in the same man. [Edit: I really, really miss dancing. For about the past 18 months I've had some nagging injuries that make dancing painful but that doesn't mean I'm done with it. Sigh...]
Yes, interests-wise, I enjoy a lot of things that aren't generally considered "girly." I really do enjoy building things and renovating, and going out to the range for target practice. And I'm a sci-fi addict. I have more power tools than most women (and some men.)
And I love the arts as much as I love science, so I'm as likely to watch Shakespeare as I am to watch a documentary about dark matter.
I was told recently that my profile isn't a good reflection of the kind of relationship I'm looking for. While I want to leave room for the magical mystery tour, I will say that I spend all day being CEO-ish, direct, in-charge, etc. (the entrepreneur thing). I do it by necessity because if I don't work, the cat and I don't eat. My job requires a lot of determination and directness, which can make me come off as not soft and frilly. I secretly love the soft and frilly, and to get out of "work mode" I tend to read romance novels starring brawny but sensitive manly men who wear kilts and rescue their beloveds from fates worse than death, usually by secretly marrying them before the King discovers their perfidy. (Yeah...I'm embarrassed too. Believe me.) In other words, I'll do almost anything for a man in a kilt.
Other random things I enjoy: swing music in all its incarnations (Big Band, ragtime, Rhythm & Blues, Texas Swing), science fiction and fantasy, learning new things, figuring out what makes people tick, individualism, IDPA pistol matches, fixing things, meteor showers, offending the dogmatic, and questioning "authority."
Please note: I get a LOT of email. I don't respond to form letters, "I want to meet yous," winks, etc. I don't respond to men with blank profiles and no photos. I don't respond to one-sentence emails. If you're not sufficiently excited about my profile and photos to write me a thoughtful letter, please save us both time and move along. Thanks.
First Date
I like a first meeting that allows us to talk frankly and figure out if there's chemistry. But that will be preceeded by some phone time. If we can't have a fun conversation on the phone, the in-person thing probably won't work.
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