| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Keswick Ontario | |
| Details | 52 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Widowed | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat & Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Assistant dept. manager. | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent WHOAMIKIDDING is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship WHOAMIKIDDING has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
About Me
Bachelorette #1: If this were Gilligan's Island would you be Ginger or Mary-Ann?
Bachelorette #2: If you were Catwoman, would be the Julie Newmar Catwoman, Lee Meriwether Catwoman or the Eartha Kitt Catwoman?
Okay enough of that nonsense, about me:
Do I have a sense of humor? I'm here aren't I? Am I honest? I did say I live in Keswick right? Am I intelligent? I know not to stick my tongue to a flagpole in the winter!!
My thoughts on internet dating? Ever feel like a really good black velvet painting at a yard sale? Signed up for "The Dating Game", ended up on "The Gong Show"!!
People here like to throw around terms like, chemistry, sparks, and mutual attraction.
Always remember there’s good and bad in everything.
Chemistry,…great in a relationship, yes,………Also responsible for biochemical weapons of mass destruction.
Sparks,…. We hit it off great and spend the rest of our lives together…or….You just warmed up your taser!
Mutual Attraction,….Again great in a relationship…..Also caused the meteor impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Not to worry I'm the "glass is half full" type.
I can drive a car and I can fix the car. I can cook and fix the oven. I do laundry and fix the washer or just buy new one (Yes ladies I am game fully employed). Then if there's any time left I leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I guess I should maybe take this a little more seriously for a moment. I’m a pretty easy going person. I’ve managed to take the worst that life can throw at you and I’m still standing and better for it as well. I like pretty much any kinda of music, sports, going out, good conversation. Over the last year I’ve really learned the benefit of a healthier lifestyle and stay active and fit every day. I have raised two teenage sons on my own and they have become very independent now. It’s time for me to get out and find a good companion to share the rest of this journey with. I’m not perfect, nor am I ever going to be. But I have had a lot of experience and have a lot to offer. If your looking for the alpha male type, I’m not that either. What I am is loyal and faithful. I don’t take the internet dating overly seriously, but I am serious about finding someone. If you’re on here for something else then move on to the next profile. No need to waste my time or yours.
I’ve been on my own for 5 years now. I am fully capable of feeding and cleaning up after myself. I am not looking for a caretaker. Just someone to share the good times with.
If You'd like this to be the last profile you ever have to read, please contact me and let's get the hell off this site.
Bachelorette #2: If you were Catwoman, would be the Julie Newmar Catwoman, Lee Meriwether Catwoman or the Eartha Kitt Catwoman?
Okay enough of that nonsense, about me:
Do I have a sense of humor? I'm here aren't I? Am I honest? I did say I live in Keswick right? Am I intelligent? I know not to stick my tongue to a flagpole in the winter!!
My thoughts on internet dating? Ever feel like a really good black velvet painting at a yard sale? Signed up for "The Dating Game", ended up on "The Gong Show"!!
People here like to throw around terms like, chemistry, sparks, and mutual attraction.
Always remember there’s good and bad in everything.
Chemistry,…great in a relationship, yes,………Also responsible for biochemical weapons of mass destruction.
Sparks,…. We hit it off great and spend the rest of our lives together…or….You just warmed up your taser!
Mutual Attraction,….Again great in a relationship…..Also caused the meteor impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Not to worry I'm the "glass is half full" type.
I can drive a car and I can fix the car. I can cook and fix the oven. I do laundry and fix the washer or just buy new one (Yes ladies I am game fully employed). Then if there's any time left I leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I guess I should maybe take this a little more seriously for a moment. I’m a pretty easy going person. I’ve managed to take the worst that life can throw at you and I’m still standing and better for it as well. I like pretty much any kinda of music, sports, going out, good conversation. Over the last year I’ve really learned the benefit of a healthier lifestyle and stay active and fit every day. I have raised two teenage sons on my own and they have become very independent now. It’s time for me to get out and find a good companion to share the rest of this journey with. I’m not perfect, nor am I ever going to be. But I have had a lot of experience and have a lot to offer. If your looking for the alpha male type, I’m not that either. What I am is loyal and faithful. I don’t take the internet dating overly seriously, but I am serious about finding someone. If you’re on here for something else then move on to the next profile. No need to waste my time or yours.
I’ve been on my own for 5 years now. I am fully capable of feeding and cleaning up after myself. I am not looking for a caretaker. Just someone to share the good times with.
If You'd like this to be the last profile you ever have to read, please contact me and let's get the hell off this site.
First Date
No skydiving! Otherwise let's talk.
My idea of a perfect date...April 27, it's not too hot or too cold, all you need is a light jacket!
Seriously, I’m not here for email or chat. So a good old fashioned telephone conversation and then go from there.
My idea of a perfect date...April 27, it's not too hot or too cold, all you need is a light jacket!
Seriously, I’m not here for email or chat. So a good old fashioned telephone conversation and then go from there.
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