time to edit this sh*t again.
the date joke STAYS. Go read it, ill pretend to wait while you move your peepers back up here.
OH HAI welcome back. lets move on..
Hello. Im some dude. Ive been told im both awesome AND nice. So theres two good things right there!
Ok, how bout some things I like? Like YOUR MOM!
jokes are fun.
ive been told im funny, too. and its not always your momma jokes, either. sometimes.. but not always.
and hey, do you like music?
ME TOO!! we should totally hang out and talk about sh*t we may or may not have in common. We could have a drink while we do it!
so yep. youve already looked at the pictures, specially that rad action captain shot. that may or may not have sold you, but HEY!
i can cook too!
total package right here. or something. i dunno.
lets have a chat bout stuff and find out.
go to a date farm.
pick some dates.
laugh at some date improv comedy.
see the movie 'dates'.
buy the date farm home game.
see how many dates i can fit in my mouth at once.
ride the date train.
smuggle out some dates without paying and feed them to the homeless.
juggle some dates.
avoid the date mimes. theyre kinda creepy.
eat some dates.
have a date war.
play 'hide the date'
have date ice cream and milkshakes,
date pie and fudge.
take the date tour.
learn how dates are made, really.
learn how to grow my own dates and stick it to the man.
buy some dates to send to grandma, who just adores dates.
then walk around for the rest of the day going "I really enjoyed THE DATES we had on our date at the date farm! Ahahahaha!"
ya know what? i actually dont like dates. And is there even such a thing as date farms? Where do dates even come from?? What the **** are dates anyway?!?? I need to go lay down.