| About | Occasional Smoker with Average body type | City | Toronto Ontario | |
| Details | 27 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Mixed Race Gemini with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Often (>3 times/week) | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | pachycephalosaurus & power ranger | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Intent Rushzilla wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Rushzilla has been in was over 2 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
READ MY PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF RUSHZILLA
I'm actually a paralegal now, but my side job is being a superhero.
There's lots more to know.
Oh, and I'm fun. Lot's of fun.
Have your people contact my people.
I'd love to do lunch.
So yeah, before you embark upon messaging me, read the profile. And sending me a message saying that you attempted to read this novel (seriously people, this is considered a novel?!?) and then just couldn't, proves that you really can't be that interested. ;)
So, here's the meaty portion of the profile (or soy product if you don't eat meat):
I'm not an ***hole, I just have a different sense of humour than most...
Now here's a warning... my profile may seem negative... but trust me, I'm a happy, shiny, vibrant person with lot's of life, but I have to filter through all the moot that is being sent my way... so read on...
I hate MSN. I hate IM's in general. Yeah, I know there are new-fangled ways for me to block people I don't like, etc., etc., but honestly I just don't have the time for MSN or Instant Messaging. It demands your time, and people get offended if you don't message back right away... and you're bombarded with the word "hey" like, 50 flippin' times whenever you log on.... either way, my point is, I prefer the telephone. It's direct, it gets the message across, and I'm not afraid to give my number out, because it would be next to impossible for you to attack me through my phone. That being said, if I give you my number, call... and try and call within the same day.
If a week later a person named Kelly, or Paul, or Stacy calls me up and is like "Hi, I'm John from POF" chances are I will NOT remember you (I'm picking names arbritrarily; I know Kelly, Paul and Stacy wouldn't say they were John, or at least I hope they wouldn't).
I'm a very busy gal, and I try not to spend too much time on here.... so if we're talking and I say "I have to go to class" or "I have to go to work", I actually am doing these things. Don't be overly sensitive. Sensitive is hot, but overly sensitive kills it.
Now a few notes for the people who want to message me:
If you're kind of socially awkward, I think I'm fine with that.
If you're completely socially inept, I may have some issues with that.
If you're too ugly to have a picture up, I probably don't want to be seen with you
If the only pictures you have up are of babies, or random cartoons or puppy pictures that you stole off of Google, leave me the heck alone. And if you're going to use the excuse that you're afraid someone from the real world will recognize you, give me a break. The person who will recognize you is on this site too... I doubt they'll cause a scene jackass.
Just in case the point wasn't hammered home yet... a picture is a must. I mean, I need to know that I'll be even somewhat attracted to you, right? I'm not saying you have to be chiseled from stone or be a master of capoeira (though the capoeira couldn't hurt...) but you know... if looking at you will be hurtful to my retinas... I probably want to steer clear. I love myself too much to punish myself...
And most of you feel the same way, I'm certain ;). 
There's a certain picture I have posted up that seems to be attracting a lot of random comments. I know my hair is different in each picture. Whenever I get a new hairdo though, expect an updated picture to pop up. Also, I wanted you all to know that I don't walk around on a day-to-day basis flaunting that much bosom. Hey, if men can have topless pictures up, I can show off some cleave...
Don't expect to impress me by posting pictures of your car.
If you're looking for an intimate encounter, move right onto the next profile. I may enjoy sex, but that does not mean I will enjoy it with you. I'm sure there are more than enough scantily-clad bimbettes who will want to get acquainted with The Thruster so don't waste your time here.
Don't send me a message wrought with spelling errors please... it's just annoying to read....
(p.s.: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wrought
Wrought in this instance was written and meant as "worked" or "produced" with spelling errors.)
EXAMPLE OF A BAD MESSAGE.
"Hey, u is sexy. Wanna chat? I wanna c u."
Here's a REAL-LIFE EXAMPLE:
"Are you an interior designer? When I saw you, the room became beautiful"
another:
From: 2008gentleman (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Daddys here Sent Date: 2/15/2008 6:45 PM
Hey whats up me and you could have fun if your up to it.?
Why would you send me that? With the subject line "daddy's here?" wtf?
Does that really get the girls juiced? Ew!
I DON'T HAVE A TYPE. (Unless "hot" is a type ) I like tall, short, tats, piercings, business suits, ridiculous types, conservative types (not politically), whatever. I like all types as long as you're attractive. And, you know... not a dumbass.
WINGMEN! PLEASE! DO NOT MESSAGE ME ON BEHALF OF YOUR FRIENDS! This has actually happened to me a couple of times. Look, I get it, people flock together when they are on the hunt. Wingmen are great at bars to lure chum. Got it. But, dude, TRUST ME, if your buddy needs a WINGMAN on the INTERNET, then there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm dating said buddy.
Please, know how to count:
[quote]oh FYI if you want less creeps maybe take down 1 of the 3 "boob shots" you posted[/quote]
I've gone back and recounted, and for the life of me, I can't find three shots. Seriously. Unless any shot of me is considered a boob shot....
[quote]I hope I dont offend you but you are really beautiful[/quote]
I've gotten a lot of messages saying that they hope they don't offend me. You're not offending me. You're giving me a compliment. Why preface it with that sentence? What are you lacking here? You have no material?
But really kiddos, is it that hard for you to just spell out words? Really? Why use "wud" instead of "would"??? You just end up looking really dumb. And that's not attractive.
So please, please for the love of whatever deity it is that you are fond of worshipping, refrain from "holla"r-ing at me.
You won't get a response.
Oh, and concerning my ethnicity, why does it matter? To misquote Vice magazine "never ever ask a girl what her background/ethnicity is. Is she fresh off of the boat? No, she's from Toronto or Montreal, so what you're really asking is "why do your eyes look weird?"
I'm actually a paralegal now, but my side job is being a superhero.
There's lots more to know.
Oh, and I'm fun. Lot's of fun.
Have your people contact my people.
I'd love to do lunch.
So yeah, before you embark upon messaging me, read the profile. And sending me a message saying that you attempted to read this novel (seriously people, this is considered a novel?!?) and then just couldn't, proves that you really can't be that interested. ;)
So, here's the meaty portion of the profile (or soy product if you don't eat meat):
I'm not an ***hole, I just have a different sense of humour than most...
Now here's a warning... my profile may seem negative... but trust me, I'm a happy, shiny, vibrant person with lot's of life, but I have to filter through all the moot that is being sent my way... so read on...
I hate MSN. I hate IM's in general. Yeah, I know there are new-fangled ways for me to block people I don't like, etc., etc., but honestly I just don't have the time for MSN or Instant Messaging. It demands your time, and people get offended if you don't message back right away... and you're bombarded with the word "hey" like, 50 flippin' times whenever you log on.... either way, my point is, I prefer the telephone. It's direct, it gets the message across, and I'm not afraid to give my number out, because it would be next to impossible for you to attack me through my phone. That being said, if I give you my number, call... and try and call within the same day.
If a week later a person named Kelly, or Paul, or Stacy calls me up and is like "Hi, I'm John from POF" chances are I will NOT remember you (I'm picking names arbritrarily; I know Kelly, Paul and Stacy wouldn't say they were John, or at least I hope they wouldn't).
I'm a very busy gal, and I try not to spend too much time on here.... so if we're talking and I say "I have to go to class" or "I have to go to work", I actually am doing these things. Don't be overly sensitive. Sensitive is hot, but overly sensitive kills it.
Now a few notes for the people who want to message me:
If you're kind of socially awkward, I think I'm fine with that.
If you're completely socially inept, I may have some issues with that.
If you're too ugly to have a picture up, I probably don't want to be seen with you
If the only pictures you have up are of babies, or random cartoons or puppy pictures that you stole off of Google, leave me the heck alone. And if you're going to use the excuse that you're afraid someone from the real world will recognize you, give me a break. The person who will recognize you is on this site too... I doubt they'll cause a scene jackass.
Just in case the point wasn't hammered home yet... a picture is a must. I mean, I need to know that I'll be even somewhat attracted to you, right? I'm not saying you have to be chiseled from stone or be a master of capoeira (though the capoeira couldn't hurt...) but you know... if looking at you will be hurtful to my retinas... I probably want to steer clear. I love myself too much to punish myself...
And most of you feel the same way, I'm certain ;). There's a certain picture I have posted up that seems to be attracting a lot of random comments. I know my hair is different in each picture. Whenever I get a new hairdo though, expect an updated picture to pop up. Also, I wanted you all to know that I don't walk around on a day-to-day basis flaunting that much bosom. Hey, if men can have topless pictures up, I can show off some cleave...
Don't expect to impress me by posting pictures of your car.
If you're looking for an intimate encounter, move right onto the next profile. I may enjoy sex, but that does not mean I will enjoy it with you. I'm sure there are more than enough scantily-clad bimbettes who will want to get acquainted with The Thruster so don't waste your time here.
Don't send me a message wrought with spelling errors please... it's just annoying to read....
(p.s.: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wrought
Wrought in this instance was written and meant as "worked" or "produced" with spelling errors.)
EXAMPLE OF A BAD MESSAGE.
"Hey, u is sexy. Wanna chat? I wanna c u."
Here's a REAL-LIFE EXAMPLE:
"Are you an interior designer? When I saw you, the room became beautiful"
another:
From: 2008gentleman (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Daddys here Sent Date: 2/15/2008 6:45 PM
Hey whats up me and you could have fun if your up to it.?
Why would you send me that? With the subject line "daddy's here?" wtf?
Does that really get the girls juiced? Ew!
I DON'T HAVE A TYPE. (Unless "hot" is a type ) I like tall, short, tats, piercings, business suits, ridiculous types, conservative types (not politically), whatever. I like all types as long as you're attractive. And, you know... not a dumbass.
WINGMEN! PLEASE! DO NOT MESSAGE ME ON BEHALF OF YOUR FRIENDS! This has actually happened to me a couple of times. Look, I get it, people flock together when they are on the hunt. Wingmen are great at bars to lure chum. Got it. But, dude, TRUST ME, if your buddy needs a WINGMAN on the INTERNET, then there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm dating said buddy.
Please, know how to count:
[quote]oh FYI if you want less creeps maybe take down 1 of the 3 "boob shots" you posted[/quote]
I've gone back and recounted, and for the life of me, I can't find three shots. Seriously. Unless any shot of me is considered a boob shot....
[quote]I hope I dont offend you but you are really beautiful[/quote]
I've gotten a lot of messages saying that they hope they don't offend me. You're not offending me. You're giving me a compliment. Why preface it with that sentence? What are you lacking here? You have no material?
But really kiddos, is it that hard for you to just spell out words? Really? Why use "wud" instead of "would"??? You just end up looking really dumb. And that's not attractive.
So please, please for the love of whatever deity it is that you are fond of worshipping, refrain from "holla"r-ing at me.
You won't get a response.
Oh, and concerning my ethnicity, why does it matter? To misquote Vice magazine "never ever ask a girl what her background/ethnicity is. Is she fresh off of the boat? No, she's from Toronto or Montreal, so what you're really asking is "why do your eyes look weird?"
First Date
First dates can be as standard as a dinner and a movie. Or something interesting like the ROM or defending the earth from the scourge of evil intergalactic aliens.
And then eating. Food is always part of the deal.
I'm a social butterfly so there isn't much that can scare me off. Well maybe BINGO with geriatrics may be kind of frightening, but honestly, there isn't much that can't be made into fun.
I hate coffee though, so keep that in mind.
P.S.: If I don't respond to your message, I'm not trying to be rude... but I probably sensed that we don't really mesh too well, and I'm just saving both of us time.
Happy
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oh, and what is with the Children category? Do they mean right this instant or sometime decades from now? What does it mean?!?!?
oh, and the answer to my headline:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzN4633mpI
And then eating. Food is always part of the deal.
I'm a social butterfly so there isn't much that can scare me off. Well maybe BINGO with geriatrics may be kind of frightening, but honestly, there isn't much that can't be made into fun.
I hate coffee though, so keep that in mind.
P.S.: If I don't respond to your message, I'm not trying to be rude... but I probably sensed that we don't really mesh too well, and I'm just saving both of us time.
Happy
.oh, and what is with the Children category? Do they mean right this instant or sometime decades from now? What does it mean?!?!?
oh, and the answer to my headline:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzN4633mpI
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