First date, eh? I'm assuming this is a date occurring in the evening so I guess I'll describe the date were it to happen then. Our first stop would be this small Thai restaurant on 9th Avenue (Thai food is like a drug to me). While eating, we'd chat and get to know each other better, neither of us hogging the conversation. After dinner (which I would gladly pay for), we would go to a nearby comedy club at which I am a regular guest and have a good laugh (or at least try to) at those performing that evening. After that, depending on the mood, we'd go to a small diner/cafe and talk more over coffee. Finally, I would drop my date off at home and hope that she had a fun time with me.