simplesarcasm: Large turtles on the beach??
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City, Florida
37 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Virgo
simplesarcasm is looking for a relationship.
Masters Degree
Project Manager

I get paid to work on boats, she is the photographer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Other Second Language Urdu

About Me
My desires in a relationship have changed over time. I no longer want someone who promises to always love me and never leave me, I need someone who understands that life happens and sometimes things don’t work out. I don’t want someone who sugar coats things and never gets angry with me, I need someone to tell me how it really is and put me in my place. I need to be able to go five hours without talking to you and not feel lost or incomplete. I am complete without you. But with you, I want to be so much better. I want to be stronger with you. I want us to grow together and help each other grow individually. I don’t need you, but I really ****ing want you. And this may not work out, but the fact that you understand all of this and this how our relationship works, makes me think we’ve got a pretty good shot.

Here is a video, PAY IT FORWARD, why can't the world be more like this???

I came here by boat, litterally, and new to the area working as a project manager for construction of a new house and property. I am looking forward towards my adventueres & exploring South Florida and even the Bahamas !!!!

I am looking for someone who can be...
Anything outdoorsy
Not afraid to get a little dirty
Have a sense of humor
Have positive energy
Good kisser
Have a sense of humor
Nice to children
Animal friendly
Road trips/trips

First Date
Definitely something laid back and fun, not the typical either like chainsaw juggling. I think bingo at the local VFW hall would be a good first date. Then I would know right off the bat if you have a gambling problem and if you are nice to old people. Just kidding...... something simple, not awkward... Im full of surprises....We can save the boat ride for later...

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