simplesarcasm: I'm on this journey called life....
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Chicago, Florida
Details
36 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Mixed color hair
Intent
simplesarcasm Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Teacher/Marine prostitute/ gangster


dating
I get paid to work on boats, she is the photographer






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Hebrew  



About Me
Haha.. Now that I got your attention..Okay okay you should be
Adventurous
Anything outdoors
Isn't afraid to get dirty
Doesn't mind going to church
Has a sense of humor
Friendly
Has positive energy
Foodie
Honest
Good kisser
Have a sense of humor
Randomness
Animal friendly
Road trips/trips



First Date
Definitely something laid back and fun, not the typical either like chainsaw juggling. I think bingo at the local VFW hall would be a good first date. Then I would know right off the bat if you have a gambling problem and if you are nice to old people. Just kidding...... something simple, not awkward... Im full of surprises....We can save the boat ride for later...


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