Age: 34
simplesarcasm: I'm on this journey called life....
Non-smoker with Average body type
Chicago, Illinois
36 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Virgo with Mixed color hair
simplesarcasm Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree
Teacher/Captain/Self Employed


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Other  

About Me
Haha.. Now that I got your attention..Okay okay a short serious part--I enjoy staying active, almost anything outdoors. I am definitely a glass is half full kind of person and like to be around others that are the same. People say that I am sarcastic, serious, friendly, funny, honest, hard worker, and so on….. I pretty laid back and don't get mad often. I like to surround myself with positive people.

I have handy skills, not just putting a twenty dollar bookshelf together but someone who knows how to use his mind, hands and tools... ;)

First Date
Definitely something laid back and fun, not the typical either. I think bingo at the local VFW hall would be a good first date. Then I would know right off the bat if you have a gambling problem and if your nice to old people. Just kidding...... I would like to know what your name is, what your family is like and what kind of person you are,,,,something simple, not awkward... Im full of surprises....We can save the boat ride for later...

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