simplesarcasm: Large turtles on the beach??
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City, Florida
36 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Virgo with Mixed Color
simplesarcasm is looking for a relationship.
Masters degree
Project Manager

I get paid to work on boats, she is the photographer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Urdu  

About Me
...... we can start with a simple appeteazer and go from there, I dare ya!!
So I hear the large turtles are on the beaches, that would be awsome to see!!

I came here by boat, litterally, and new to the area working as a project manager for construction of a new house and property. I am looking forward to spending the winter down here, much different than a snowy winter! I am excited towards my adventures & exploring South Florida and even the Bahamas !!!!

I am looking for someone who can be...
Anything outdoorsy
Not afraid to get a little dirty
Have a sense of humor
Have positive energy
Good kisser
Have a sense of humor
Nice to children
Animal friendly
Road trips/trips

First Date
Definitely something laid back and fun, not the typical either like chainsaw juggling. I think bingo at the local VFW hall would be a good first date. Then I would know right off the bat if you have a gambling problem and if you are nice to old people. Just kidding...... something simple, not awkward... Im full of surprises....We can save the boat ride for later...

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