| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Blackfalds Alberta | |
| Details | 29 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Oilfield | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship 1Ezgoinguy has been in was over years long. |
Interests
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About Me
So, time for a new theme for my main paragraph!! To all you girls out there who pretend you aren't interested in what a guy does for a living or how much he makes, this is for you! I have a job. It sucks. I hate it with a blinding passion! And yet, I continue to do it because that's how you get by in this world. You do what you have to do. Especially in the current economy. If that's not good enough for you, keep browsing! I live alone, in a nice three bedroom place. A nice car and TV and most amenities that people seem to think are important. Mom and Dad haven't bought me anything, besides a birthday supper, in years. Self-suffient and reliant. If THAT'S not good enough, keep fishin!
Now! I was thinking maybe it would work if I listed some DISlikes instead of likes! So here we go!
1. People who text while you're with them!
2. People who swear a lot! ...okay I swear a lot but.....tastefully you know? comedic effect and all that!
3. Girls who can't pass a mirror without checking their reflection! Hey baby! I want you to look good too, but there's a limit!
4. Drunk girls who get screechy/whiney/cryey/sick or say things like "I'm SO drunk"
5. People who say they're "okay" or "good" at something when they actually REALLY suck! It's okay to admit you're not good at something!
6. Wouldn't it be amazingly original to see a girl's profile that DIDN'T have camping on it under interests?!! I mean give me a break.
7. FACEBOOK! And anything to do with Facebook. If you're a junkie for that site don't talk to me! It's totally for stalkers! You don't think so? Are you honestly telling me you've never punched in an ex-boyfriends name? "Just to see what he's up to?" Yeah, I thought so!
8. IF, at any point in your regular day, you find yourself using the phrases, "like" "whatever" "OH MY GOD" or "Get Real" You and me are NOT going to get along....continue fishing!
9. If the only "books" you have read in the last few years, can be bought while in line at the grocery store, you should keep fishin! Yes, this includes Cosmo and Reader's Digest for Idiot's! It's nice to have something to talk about besides how much of a **** your best friend is being lately!
10. And finally, if you are in ANY way, shape or form, one of those new age Femi/nazis that's hung up on women's lib and preaches about equality constantly KEEP FISHIN! We will go to WAR! I am your mortal enemy! I'm not saying all girls should still wear hoop-skirts with polka dots and be busy baking pies while their husband is off making money, but wouldn't it be nice if I could find one?!!
Anyways, if you've made it this far I figure you deserve a treat! For you single girls out there I will now give away, freely, one of man's greatest weaknesses! I know, I know, I'm a traitor to my gender but this works and I've had numerous girls test it with GREAT results! So here we go! IF you are out in a bar/wedding/concert and you want LOTS of male attention tie a helium balloon either to your wrist or your belt loop! Seriously, A BALLOON! See, little boys LIKE balloons and as we get older we never really get over that! So, when we're out having fun and we see a giant blue balloon go floating by we naturally follow the string to see what it's attached to! Imagine our surprise when we find out that one of our favorite things is attached to ANOTHER of our favorite things! Instantly, a bond forms in our mind! Emotional transference, associative disorder, WHATEVER you want to call it, our feelings for the balloon get transferred to the girl! SO, there you go! Now you know one of our greatest secrets! Use it wisely! And don't say I never did anything for you! :-)
Now! I was thinking maybe it would work if I listed some DISlikes instead of likes! So here we go!
1. People who text while you're with them!
2. People who swear a lot! ...okay I swear a lot but.....tastefully you know? comedic effect and all that!
3. Girls who can't pass a mirror without checking their reflection! Hey baby! I want you to look good too, but there's a limit!
4. Drunk girls who get screechy/whiney/cryey/sick or say things like "I'm SO drunk"
5. People who say they're "okay" or "good" at something when they actually REALLY suck! It's okay to admit you're not good at something!
6. Wouldn't it be amazingly original to see a girl's profile that DIDN'T have camping on it under interests?!! I mean give me a break.
7. FACEBOOK! And anything to do with Facebook. If you're a junkie for that site don't talk to me! It's totally for stalkers! You don't think so? Are you honestly telling me you've never punched in an ex-boyfriends name? "Just to see what he's up to?" Yeah, I thought so!
8. IF, at any point in your regular day, you find yourself using the phrases, "like" "whatever" "OH MY GOD" or "Get Real" You and me are NOT going to get along....continue fishing!
9. If the only "books" you have read in the last few years, can be bought while in line at the grocery store, you should keep fishin! Yes, this includes Cosmo and Reader's Digest for Idiot's! It's nice to have something to talk about besides how much of a **** your best friend is being lately!
10. And finally, if you are in ANY way, shape or form, one of those new age Femi/nazis that's hung up on women's lib and preaches about equality constantly KEEP FISHIN! We will go to WAR! I am your mortal enemy! I'm not saying all girls should still wear hoop-skirts with polka dots and be busy baking pies while their husband is off making money, but wouldn't it be nice if I could find one?!!
Anyways, if you've made it this far I figure you deserve a treat! For you single girls out there I will now give away, freely, one of man's greatest weaknesses! I know, I know, I'm a traitor to my gender but this works and I've had numerous girls test it with GREAT results! So here we go! IF you are out in a bar/wedding/concert and you want LOTS of male attention tie a helium balloon either to your wrist or your belt loop! Seriously, A BALLOON! See, little boys LIKE balloons and as we get older we never really get over that! So, when we're out having fun and we see a giant blue balloon go floating by we naturally follow the string to see what it's attached to! Imagine our surprise when we find out that one of our favorite things is attached to ANOTHER of our favorite things! Instantly, a bond forms in our mind! Emotional transference, associative disorder, WHATEVER you want to call it, our feelings for the balloon get transferred to the girl! SO, there you go! Now you know one of our greatest secrets! Use it wisely! And don't say I never did anything for you! :-)
First Date
People put ridiculous stuff on here like sky-diving or camping! As if you're ever going to go do anything like that with a complete stranger. Stop lying to yourselves girls! Meeting for a drink is fine!
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