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Age: 28
Dating
Setsatukani: It's okay, I'm here now.
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Coral springs, Florida
Details
29 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent
Setsatukani isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Profession
Tech Support







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years



About Me
My name is Seraphim Worthington the III'd. Thats not my real name of course, but my story is a bit more complicated then that. I am the victim of an unfortunate curse. I am a prince who is trapped in the body of a slightly more pretentious prince. If you're the least bit familiar with fairy tales, it will come as no surprise that this particular curse can only be lifted with a virgins kiss. (Don't worry, the background check pretty much consists of me asking my magic mirror, which....as it turns out has never actually left my bathroom, so if you've never drank to the point where you've sneaked into my court to hike up your skirt for one of my manservants in that particular room of the manor, you're probably in the clear) In return for your assistance in completing this quest and returning me to my original form, I will offer you half of my kingdom. Please keep in mind that this reward is entirely dependant on me being restored, as the majority of my current kingdom has been frozen due to outstanding debts and pending litigation. Man those proletariat....Amirite? However if you can set out to unleash the true soul thats imprisoned inside I can promise one half of no less then 3 goats, half of an enchanted forest(to be clear, you will be recieving one half of one half of this forest, the other half was divied up into timeshares and given out as political favors), and your choice of the most beautiful manservants in my kingdom. Also full medical, vision, and dental after 90 days.

First Date
You will be introduced to the court and then compete in a series of contests including commanding venemous animals through song, bobbing for poison apples, archery (Look, theres something to be said for the damsel in distress, but theres something altogether different to be said for a woman who can take out a barbarian warlord at 300 paces) and last but not least, interior castle design with an emphasis on feng shui.