I am eager to get the ball rolling on my life, I'm starving for success and it would be so much more fun if I had a good companion to share it with. I have been crushed before but I figure I gotta keep going until I find a woman that is honest and can make decisions based on reason and logic not on selfishness. My likes are anything that has to do with cars and trucks, playing guitar, having a good conversation with anyone who's not a slobering moron, and making people laugh which I happen to be an expert on.
First I would take her to a resturant, then we would walk through the park together and get to know each other a little better. Then I would take her to the Brian Regan standup comedy show that's coming up soon as if she hadn't laughed enough already. Then I would take her home, and if the date turned out well I would flip out in her driveway and speed off in my truck like I had someone to go talk to about it this late. Acually I'm not sure what we would do. I would need to know a few thongs about her first and then I would make a decision based on her preferences.