Instagram? Wtf is Instagram???
Not looking to meet, have sexual relations just maybe talk. That is all
If you're half naked in your pictures. Don't even bother. You look like a douche bag!
-I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.
-The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires
-I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it
-I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.
-You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.
-Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with