The description of how to enter in your Description has terrified me. For my own safety, I am not to include my name, phone number or address. Don't enter your email address because spam bots on the internet (as opposed to spam bots on your calculator) will find said email address and send me spam. Dating online is a terrifying experience.
Well, first of all my name is ... and I live at ... Chicago, IL. If you want to call or email me you can reach me at ...-...-.... and ...@....com.
I am eccentric/neurotic, funny, witty, clever, open minded, simultaneously chilled and stressed out, and successful financially and career-wise. (I'm not a loser, I swear!)
I'm seeking a non-smoker who is open minded, patient, funny, reasonably fit (15 lbs overweight or less) with at least a couple similar interests.