Here's my philosophy of the dating scene...there's a reason most singles are single. Well it's true! Think about the fake people, the players, the one-nighter standers, the drunks, the liars, the drug abusers, the bad parents, the control freaks, the physically and emotionally abusers, the lazy, the ones who lack concern of personal hygene, the humorless, the stalkers, the dishonest, the cheaters, the criminals, and the witches! You know it's true, you've met or even dated some of them! We all have. Lol!
A Little About Me...
I've got my own teeth (white ones), I don't pick my nose, my comb-over is looking real good ( replacing the mullet), and I don't look for dates at family reunions anymore...my ex is still my cousin, so it makes things kinda awkward you know. And I'm joking of course
I was raised a Democrat, but I learned to read.
I would describe the way I dress as: Leisure Suits, baby. They go real good with the mullet/comb-over and wife-beaters while I ride my mo-ped around town to hang with my curb-squirrel peeps.
I work by holding a sign at the Wal-Mart exit that reads "Will work for food", but I aspire to be a Wal-Mart greeter.
My turn ons are: Her sexy walk, her eyes, her lips, her touch, her voice, her totally un-needed primping in the mirror when she thinks no one is looking, her smile when I give her flowers. Now if I could just find "her". Too mushy? Okay then, short skirts and high heels!
If I'm in front of the TV, I might be watching...Fox News, Seinfeld, Duck Dynasty, or NCIS. Some of my favorite movies include Indy Jones, Hangover, Groundhog Day, Die Hard, and Christmas Vacation.
My musical tastes include my son's music, and it's hard to beat the oldies...Eagles, Beatles, Simon & Garfunkle, Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I enjoy a wide variety of current artists as well.
If my sense of humor wasn't too over the top for you, drop me a line(a little fishin lingo there). And best of luck to you in your search.
My driver's licence says I'm 60, but it must be wrong...I'm forever in my 30's. Lol. I guess I'm blessed with good genes and a youthful attitude.
Okay for first date...batting cage, bowling, go-carts, bowling, sledding...