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| About | Occasional smoker with Average body type | City | Olympia Washington | ||
| Details | 53 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Buddhist | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Mixed color hair | ||
| Intent | YingKissesYang is looking for a relationship. | Education | Masters degree | ||
| Personality | Poet | Profession | Aquarium Biologist and Environmentalist |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | I do not drink | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 5 years | |||
| Second Language | French | |||
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About Me
Please Read My Entire Profile...NQA. Lets Go Down Your Rabbit Hole , I Challenge U 2 a Game of Spin the Bottle I Know What I'm doing, I Watch a lot of Movies This site works if you work it! Mmmmm, you make me a hot corn dog. Lets Get Naked and Watch BSG. You Think My Profile is Crazy, Wait til We Kiss. It's Friday Nite, Who Wants to Roll The Dice?! "Someone who knowswhen 2Ba gentleman and when not". Space Girls r as Cold as Ice they kiss you 1x then Kiss you Twice. Let's Go Try Vibrating Leather Seats at Frys. Come Over for the SuperBowl Tonite or Tomorrow. It's More Fun to Browse for Digital Cameras. Tonite is Perfect for Love. Oly's Best Kisser is Still Single!?! I Like to Eat Sweet Juicy Mangos, a lot. Open for Soft Bristle and Warm Oil Massage. Cute Pics, I Luv Your Orgasm Faces. Taters or Tattoos, same thing to me. I'll read you poems on the phone. My Voice Will Delight Your Ear at Night. Chick Flicks are Action Thrillers for Women. 214,500 men online now, YOU SHOULD WRITE them. Who Wants to Play Butt Banging Bingo? Let's Get a Frozen Pizza and Watch The Apprentice. Worker safety rules prohibit tight panties. And there are days I wonder why...We know I am not perfect, if only my gut was firmer and my kock bigger and my tongue smaller. One lady here hit it: "If you don't like the guys that email; you can send a message first". Please, no more complaints about the 100z of losers that try and get your attention.
there are very few attractive guys and they think women should be honored to meet them.
Here's how women think (if you call it that) "I'm not looking for a relationship, but I don't like white men", and "Seeking best friend and soulmate, must be over 6ft" "I'm a cougar, but only want to hangout"...."lookin for a real man, not a boy, 20-28" shall I go on?
Sometimes surrender means giving up trying to understand and becoming comfortable with not knowing. If you know who said that hit the buzzer.
I know only one thing, in this world of you to meet a man of many. Whom could be the perfect one, two, or three. For, a long time here I have been. Yes, It's easy to flirt and feel excited by good pics and phone calls. So soon two date. Some surprises no doubt, more doubts. That is a beginning, often the end. Will you and I be cautious to rules ignored before, null if in love, the first and last breach to some? Some fear excites us more or the desire fails. We get closer by guile thats sweet and polite of course with style and neat. I'd better stop now and keep it casual. Came you here this yet. Yahhh, chemistry and pheromones that validate temptations. What was eager then call patience now not rushing if too soon. Shhh please in the previews with two boxes of sweet then the moon in the morning greet. Let we go well and come to lay the sweet dream way yet another day. Though know there isn't much wealth to buy your love or a flight unless at nite. and I'm not that good to get paid. Let parts of us not wasted by words be eye to eye inside. And in this dream where all is well, in days from now, this is forgotten.
In pictures I think I know you already because maybe I (we) have met people that look like the people in these profiles. Now the odd thing is, that may disprove this, is a dear old friend from college who recently reconnected and with whom talking for months on the phone (about her POF dates), it was such a shock to see her in person recently. It was like I was judging her differently on the phone than in person. I'm just 'sayin.
Fair Game Warning; I need to talk in the movies, I can't help it. Not loud really, imo, others don't complain. Unfortunately this will be worst when you pick the movies. I'm pretty sure this is the main reason my relationships and marriage haven't lasted more than a few years. That is my only flaw. I wish I could change it all and get my wife and girlfriend back.
Since my Relationships have been so succesful up til now, I figure why not have another one? That is why my requirements are so picky and strict, only the best of the best can ride my machine.
I have many good qualities of course, and a few minor flaws I hope you don't pick up on the first date. I want a lot (like a 'good match'), but not expecting anything (or a soulmate). I like conversation, flirting, touching, and communicating with the 5 known Luv Languages. Someone to call or mssg and say "Hey how was your day...let me tell you about mine". No batteries required.
I have lots of friends that can make me laugh. They are great people. That is not why I joined a dating site. But I know why it's in YOUR profile.
For fracks sake, I do "plays games", like UNO and dominos and chess and RISK and Find The Cherry. I likes drama. Bring it! Thespians turn me on. Among my many great features, good listener, car waxer, faucet fixer, furniture polisher, garden digger, secret note hider, WORLDS GREATEST KISSER, legend in my own mind (wanting to be yours), and love letter writer. I have a home near the Capitol, a block from a school, and if you have kids, I'm good at helping with homework and sports and showing them how to do things. My son is 17 and lives with his mom.
I don't trust anyone who tells you how honest they are, and I hope you don't either. Actions speak louder than words. Some of you, who do have a good "picker", in the words of Roger Daltry "Won't Get Fooled Again".
On our second date I will probably try and hypnotize you to do all kinds of krazy stuff by Capitol Lake. Do you like talking to ducks too? I could fall in love with you if you ever call me back....
What am I looking for? My ideal woman is either hispanic, Asian, caucasian, or African American. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes get my attention. I can't decide. I want to be friends first before you find out what a freak I am. Isn't that what most women really want deep down inside? I am a non-drinker for spiritual reasons, but if you wanna drink a box of wine, you might think I am really really sexy, if not at least I can still drive and drop you off at a moments notice (so, never break up with someone in THEIR car).
I'm looking to find "The Woman" who thinks I'm crazy in a good way. Yeah, Yeah,,,, YOU. I NEVER judge people, except by first impressions and looks of course. I don't always think men are smarter than women, as a matter of fact, most women seem to have a lot more sense than I do....Let us pray now, that you aren't one who doesn't (unless you are hOt with a big 'O'). Dddon't judge me sista cause you aint walkin in my shoes (I love that one and use it alot). I never had a sister to date though. Sighhhh...Here is a cool quote I saw "I know you ladies aren't interested in one nite stands, but what about a handjob"
there are very few attractive guys and they think women should be honored to meet them.
Here's how women think (if you call it that) "I'm not looking for a relationship, but I don't like white men", and "Seeking best friend and soulmate, must be over 6ft" "I'm a cougar, but only want to hangout"...."lookin for a real man, not a boy, 20-28" shall I go on?
Sometimes surrender means giving up trying to understand and becoming comfortable with not knowing. If you know who said that hit the buzzer.
I know only one thing, in this world of you to meet a man of many. Whom could be the perfect one, two, or three. For, a long time here I have been. Yes, It's easy to flirt and feel excited by good pics and phone calls. So soon two date. Some surprises no doubt, more doubts. That is a beginning, often the end. Will you and I be cautious to rules ignored before, null if in love, the first and last breach to some? Some fear excites us more or the desire fails. We get closer by guile thats sweet and polite of course with style and neat. I'd better stop now and keep it casual. Came you here this yet. Yahhh, chemistry and pheromones that validate temptations. What was eager then call patience now not rushing if too soon. Shhh please in the previews with two boxes of sweet then the moon in the morning greet. Let we go well and come to lay the sweet dream way yet another day. Though know there isn't much wealth to buy your love or a flight unless at nite. and I'm not that good to get paid. Let parts of us not wasted by words be eye to eye inside. And in this dream where all is well, in days from now, this is forgotten.
In pictures I think I know you already because maybe I (we) have met people that look like the people in these profiles. Now the odd thing is, that may disprove this, is a dear old friend from college who recently reconnected and with whom talking for months on the phone (about her POF dates), it was such a shock to see her in person recently. It was like I was judging her differently on the phone than in person. I'm just 'sayin.
Fair Game Warning; I need to talk in the movies, I can't help it. Not loud really, imo, others don't complain. Unfortunately this will be worst when you pick the movies. I'm pretty sure this is the main reason my relationships and marriage haven't lasted more than a few years. That is my only flaw. I wish I could change it all and get my wife and girlfriend back.
Since my Relationships have been so succesful up til now, I figure why not have another one? That is why my requirements are so picky and strict, only the best of the best can ride my machine.
I have many good qualities of course, and a few minor flaws I hope you don't pick up on the first date. I want a lot (like a 'good match'), but not expecting anything (or a soulmate). I like conversation, flirting, touching, and communicating with the 5 known Luv Languages. Someone to call or mssg and say "Hey how was your day...let me tell you about mine". No batteries required.
I have lots of friends that can make me laugh. They are great people. That is not why I joined a dating site. But I know why it's in YOUR profile.
For fracks sake, I do "plays games", like UNO and dominos and chess and RISK and Find The Cherry. I likes drama. Bring it! Thespians turn me on. Among my many great features, good listener, car waxer, faucet fixer, furniture polisher, garden digger, secret note hider, WORLDS GREATEST KISSER, legend in my own mind (wanting to be yours), and love letter writer. I have a home near the Capitol, a block from a school, and if you have kids, I'm good at helping with homework and sports and showing them how to do things. My son is 17 and lives with his mom.
I don't trust anyone who tells you how honest they are, and I hope you don't either. Actions speak louder than words. Some of you, who do have a good "picker", in the words of Roger Daltry "Won't Get Fooled Again".
On our second date I will probably try and hypnotize you to do all kinds of krazy stuff by Capitol Lake. Do you like talking to ducks too? I could fall in love with you if you ever call me back....
What am I looking for? My ideal woman is either hispanic, Asian, caucasian, or African American. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes get my attention. I can't decide. I want to be friends first before you find out what a freak I am. Isn't that what most women really want deep down inside? I am a non-drinker for spiritual reasons, but if you wanna drink a box of wine, you might think I am really really sexy, if not at least I can still drive and drop you off at a moments notice (so, never break up with someone in THEIR car).
I'm looking to find "The Woman" who thinks I'm crazy in a good way. Yeah, Yeah,,,, YOU. I NEVER judge people, except by first impressions and looks of course. I don't always think men are smarter than women, as a matter of fact, most women seem to have a lot more sense than I do....Let us pray now, that you aren't one who doesn't (unless you are hOt with a big 'O'). Dddon't judge me sista cause you aint walkin in my shoes (I love that one and use it alot). I never had a sister to date though. Sighhhh...Here is a cool quote I saw "I know you ladies aren't interested in one nite stands, but what about a handjob"
First Date
Chocolate anyone? My quads are in the eco-green crusher. If you like adventure come to my house for dinner. Or lets dig for Neanderthals in the RNC pit. We could teach them a thing or two about modern peace, love, and happiness from our world. Maybe a local organically roasted coffee hang out at the Nature Retreat.
Oh My -!- Bucket List. Oh Yeah, I'm a good (great) cook too... Coffee please, here or there, call me for a cup if you dare. BION, I've been known to hold hands on a 1st date, just for fun. Why not we are old enuff. You could meet me at midnite, within 15 days of a fullmoon. We will close our eyes, and look to see if we like each other.
Romantic test #3: Do you like spaghetti O's straight from the can...do you?
Romantic test #7: When a guy picks you up on time do you: a) make a little gutteral purr and say nervously "Hi, this is my house!" or b) "At least you're on time, cause men who are late are really annoying"?
Oh My -!- Bucket List. Oh Yeah, I'm a good (great) cook too... Coffee please, here or there, call me for a cup if you dare. BION, I've been known to hold hands on a 1st date, just for fun. Why not we are old enuff. You could meet me at midnite, within 15 days of a fullmoon. We will close our eyes, and look to see if we like each other.
Romantic test #3: Do you like spaghetti O's straight from the can...do you?
Romantic test #7: When a guy picks you up on time do you: a) make a little gutteral purr and say nervously "Hi, this is my house!" or b) "At least you're on time, cause men who are late are really annoying"?
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