Age: 59
YingKissesYang: Lets Take Swing Dance Lessons
Occasional smoker with Average body type
Olympia, Washington
54 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Buddhist
Caucasian Pisces with Mixed color hair
YingKissesYang is looking for a relationship.
Masters degree
Aquarium Biologist and Environmentalist

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language French  

Women with big brainsI want to go where no man has gone beforeHiggs-boson is the ultimate
I have a three date rule in between my two date rule and four date ruleWaxing your rigPicnic parties in paradise
Romantic couponsTonguesMirrors and other romantic hocus pocus
Food from every planetRealityMindfulness meditation
AntiquesLost ancient textsHulu and hulu plus
Alt energyBasic healthcare for allFuel efficient cars
Old sports carsRecyclingBicycling

About William
Sometimes surrender means giving up trying to understand and becoming comfortable with not knowing.

Will you and I be cautious to rules ignored before, that love nulls, what we thought. Some fear excites us more or the desire fails. I'd better stop now and keep it casual. Yahhh, chemistry and pheromones that validate temptations. We won't waste words when eye to eye. And in this dream where all is well, in days from now, we will meet again.

In pictures I think I know you already because maybe I (we) have met people that look like the people in these profiles. Now the odd thing is, that may disprove this, is a dear old friend from college who recently reconnected and with whom talking for months on the phone (about her POF dates), it was such a shock to see her in person recently. It was like I was judging her differently on the phone than in person. I'm just 'sayin.

Fair Game Warning; I need to talk in the movies, I can't help it. Not loud really, imo, others don't complain. Unfortunately this will be worst when you pick the movies. I'm pretty sure this is the main reason my relationships and marriage haven't lasted more than a few years. That is my only flaw. I wish I could change it all and get my wife and girlfriend back.

I have many good qualities of course, and a few minor flaws I hope you don't pick up on the first date. I want a lot (like a 'good match'), but not expecting anything (or a soulmate). I like conversation, flirting, touching, and communicating with the 5 known Luv Languages. Someone to call or mssg and say "Hey how was your day...let me tell you about mine". No batteries required.

I have lots of friends that can make me laugh. They are great people. That is not why I joined a dating site. But I know why it's in YOUR profile.

For fracks sake, I do "plays games", like UNO and dominos and chess and RISK and Find The Cherry. I likes drama. Bring it! Thespians turn me on. Among my many great features, good listener, car waxer, faucet fixer, furniture polisher, garden digger, secret note hider, WORLDS GREATEST KISSER, legend in my own mind (wanting to be yours), and love letter writer. I have a home near the Capitol, a block from a school, and if you have kids, I'm good at helping with homework and sports and showing them how to do things. My son is 19 and lives with his mom.

I don't trust anyone who tells you how honest they are, and I hope you don't either. Actions speak louder than words. Some of you, who do have a good "picker", in the words of Roger Daltry "Won't Get Fooled Again".

On our second date I will probably try and hypnotize you to do all kinds of krazy stuff by Capitol Lake. Do you like talking to ducks too? I could fall in love with you if you ever call me back....

What am I looking for? My ideal woman is either hispanic, Asian, caucasian, or African American. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes get my attention. I can't decide. I want to be friends first before you find out what a freak I am. Isn't that what most women really want deep down inside? I am a non-drinker for spiritual reasons, but if you wanna drink a box of wine, you might think I am really really sexy, if not at least I can still drive and drop you off at a moments notice (so, never break up with someone in THEIR car).

First Date
If you like scarey adventures come to my house for dinner.

My quads are in the eco-green crusher. Maybe a local organically roasted coffee hang out.

Oh My -!- Bucket List. Oh Yeah, I'm a good (great) cook too... Coffee please, here or there, call me for a cup if you dare. BION, I've been known to hold hands on a 1st date, just for fun. Why not we are old enuff. You could meet me at midnite, within 15 days of a fullmoon. We will close our eyes, and look to see if we like each other.

Romantic test #3: Do you like spaghetti O's straight from the can...do you?
Romantic test #7: When a guy picks you up on time do you: a) make a little gutteral purr and say nervously "Hi, this is my house!" or b) "At least you're on time, cause men who are late are really annoying"?