| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Toronto Ontario | |
| Details | 51 year old Man, 6' 3" (191 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Man Thong Model | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Associates degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent TIME 2 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship TIME 2 has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
UPDATE!!!!
Because of my many wonderful attributes and thus all the emails I'm getting from women clamouring to go out with me I have had to add a few restrictions:
1) You cannot be looking for a one night stand. It is way too hard on me trying to empty your beer fridge in one night. Not to mention the embarrassment of getting caught loading up what's left in my trunk the next morning.
2) You must be a supermodel or rich!!! I personally would perfer both, but that would just be being greedy on my part.
3) You MUST!!! Have a sense of humour!!!
My favorite past time has been solving lifes great mysteries ...suchas
Counting exactly how many pickled peppers Peter Pyper actually had to pick inorder to make a peck.
How they got the caramel in the caramel bar
How many licks it takes to get to the centre of a toosie pop
Watching the dexterity of a horse to see if it was even remotely possible for them to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
The language of POF that is on 50% of all women’s profiles :
Statement : I’m happy with my life and really don’t need anyone, but would like someone special to share my life with .
Translation: I’m sick and tired of cutting the lawn and shoveling the driveway etc.
Statement: I’m as comfortable in a pair of jeans as I am in an evening gown .
Translation: You’re going to see me mostly in jeans, but don’t be cheap and take me out on the town.
Statement: Game players need not respond to my profile
Translation: I’m getting sick and tired of going out with the good looking men, giving up the candy and then they’re gone!!!
Statement: Serial daters need not apply!
Translation: I’m on a mission and my shelf life is dwindling.
Statement : If you’re going to email me … make it creative and not just a “Hi there”
Translation: I would like you to waste a lot more time on me, before I read and delete your letter.
Statement : I will not settle for less than I deserve
Translation : I’ve just gotten out of a bad relationship … so look out !!!
Statement : I exercise 4 to 5 times a week
Translation : I’m single , have no children and I’m still hoping to meet someone at the gym
Statement: I like to eat healthy
Translation : Don’t expect to bring your sorry ass over to my place with a six pack and a pizza on a Friday night
Statement: Must not be looking for an intimate encounter... even though your pics show large amounts of cleavage and or you're sprawled out over your bed.
Translation: Nothing in life is free.
Statement: People tell me I look 10 years younger than I am.
Translation: I've lived a pampered life and have had little to no stress in it.
Statement: I'm more attracted to men younger than I.
Translation: My husband/boyfriend left me for a younger woman.
Statement: I'm very attractive,intelligent and successful and you should be also.
Translation: I'm a malignant narcissist looking for same.
What men would like to see changed in your profiles
-There are way too many pictures of women swimming with dolphins, posing on the stairs,riding horses and sitting on motor cycles.
-Stop showing pictures of your animals. All it’s telling us is that there’s going to be more than just the two of us in bed together and when push comes to shove we know who will be sleeping on the floor!
-There are probably hundreds of profiles where the women state one age but as you read their profile they state another and then proceed to say they can’t change it! PLEASE!!!
-Enough with the phrase “There must be Chemistry “ We get it already !!! Hell we don’t want to go to bed with you either if we don’t find you attractive,but we don’t feel the need to tell you right up front like that.
-We don’t advise that you answer the longest relationship question if you’re over forty and the longest relationship you’ve had is less than two years. One word comes to mind and it starts with the letter “B”.
-Last but not least …. It would be greatly appreciated if you took the time to put down your age limits …. It would save us all a whole lot of time not having to guess before we write you.
First Date
- Go for a walk or bike ride to a local bar
- Go check out the spring collection at the Sally-Ann
- Go check out the spring collection at the Sally-Ann
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