I like piratey sorts of men who aren't hairy, old and cry more than we do. Nice teeth are good. ok. Let's see, I like my men like i like me music-- fast and loud. I like music alot. punk and metal mostly, but anything if you catch me in the right mood. I really like horror movies. I also like going to shows. GWAR and THE MISFITS.
Dorks are sexy. cheesy pick up lines are hot too. senses of humor. guys that actually know what they're talking about when it comes to music.. . . i love horses, metal, punk and GWAR. I love loud fast music and im more hardcore than you. i swears like a pirate and drinks like one too. im smart, funny and a sarcastic @$$hole.
My magical watch tells me you're not wearing any panties . . . you are? . . . it must be an hour fast!