My apologies to those among you who don't enjoy irony and sarcasm.
You'll find me quite content with my many shortcomings and limited lifespan (case in point) and the realities of each confer me with more than my share of humility (can one convincingly brag about how humble they are?). If you take your social status, your job or your hair at all seriously, you are better suited to the guy in the adjacent profile with the pictures of himself with his car and/or his dog. Always polite, patient and positive (please tell me you know what an alliteration is!), my purpose here on the third rock from the sun is to do the right thing every time (my interpretation, of course).
It would please me to no end to meet an attractive, intelligent woman who doesn't mind breaking a sweat or getting a little dirt under her nails. Physical fitness is a cornerstone of a happy soul. I am looking for a happy soul. I am verrrrrry liberal in my views, politically and am not a good match for anyone who takes Sarah Palin or Faux News seriously. Please, no religious zealots or notary publics. Your clothes should be stylish, but not too pretentious. Size 6 shoe. No makeup. 120 to 121 lbs. I'm not picky.
You will pick me up (second box under 71st street bridge) at 6 and drive us to Turkey mountain where we will make out, drink a 5th of old crow, hike the trails, sleep a bit then make out again. At 7:30 you will take me to Walgreens (personal hygiene supplies). Depending on your budget, we can then either purchase another 5th, consume said 5th and pass out in your car or we can attend an outdoor concert at the riverwalk, strolling hand in hand under the stars afterwards, while the summer breeze sails our spirits upward, into the magic of the evening. Just a little further and we'll be back at the bridge and my box. No, you can't come in. It IS just our first date...