Get ready ladies, cuz here I come! I've got a real good feeling about my upcoming parole hearing and the anger management sessions are starting to make sense, if that counselor would just get off my back aBOUT THINKING BEFORE I #%*@!#& ACT!! Did I mention the std? No worries. You don't think about it, I won't think about it. Prefer athletic type, but as I've been, uhh, "away" for awhile, so as long as you have at least three limbs and can afford a motel room, you'll do fine!
Not at all concerned about your financial situation, I got that covered. Between my dear granny's pension check (she'll never miss it) and an occasional "visit" to area convenience stores (you'd be amazed at how much cash they keep on hand!) I'll be in the proverbial catbird seat in no time. 'Course if you DO happen to have access to alimony, inheritance or earn your own way, I'm not too proud to to be a kept man!
That was my rather weak attempt at distracting you from looking too closely at my pictures.
In actuality, I'm a Tree hugging travelaholic with comedic tendencies seeking a liberal, light hearted, level headed lady for laughter and lingerie- oops, I mean love (if we're lucky).
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Stack firewood or if you're pressed for time, gas station heist.