I'm the guy on the left.
Next Sunday, a dumbass (doo-mah) is going sit around the apt and watch basketball while drinking domestic light beers. Care to hang out and drink with me? Although I am a part-time model, I do not care what you look like, as long as you are, and have always been, female.
The TV is a former top of the line 36 inch Sony Wega XBR. If you got a top of the line tube TV like 6 years ago, this is the TV you would be rockin'. Excellent for cursing at Kobe Bryant.
The light beer is of the Bud Light and Coors Light variety. It will make you think that I am funnier, smarter, and better looking than I actually am. The Bud Light is a bit more sophisticated, as they are in bottles. The Coors Light is better for shotgunning, as they are in Wide Mouth Frost Brew Liner cans. Since any girl who responds to this ad is likely to be classy and sophisticated, I will pour the beer into glasses for you.
If you get hungry after shotgunning beers, I will get delivery for you. I will even use my weekend minutes to do this.
I will shower before you come.
Usually, anybody who enters the apartment for Sunday Basketball MUST be topless. As a gesture of goodwill, this rule will be OPTIONAL. Wow.
If you are hesitant to hang out at a strange apartment with a strange dumbass, I understand. If you don’t watch basketball, I understand. But we could always meet at a local bar for scintillating conversation. Seriously, when was the last time you had scintillating conversation?
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