Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy
And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by
There ain't nothing in my past that i'm tryin' hard to hide
And i don't understand why i gotta wonder why
I'm a guy who likes hangin out, watchin cartoons and I like to touch things with my tongue. I also hold a record for staring at the sun. ;). Jk... But extra super bonus points if u recognized the quote..
Thanks for checking me out..... Now excuse me while I say too much :P
Sorta new to the GTA... Don't really know anyone here yet....
I have dreams and aspirations, at the top of the list is to be a good father to my daughter, to own my own home, and to advance in my career..... Im makin headway…...
I am lover of animals, and the outdoors.. I love to travel but have never left Canada....
I tend not to be very often outspoken, although I do have my moments.... but I am also very honest and I expect the same, as honesty is a very important quality to me!!!
I love music of all kinds but am a big fan of Country Music….
I have a few really good friends and am not opposed to meeting more, if quality people. Thing is though, I actually want to meet people, not just message back and forth forever, or play the "chase me" game... So please, lets not waste time. I want to meet people. I cant stress that enough. If we end up friends, cool! I need some of them round this neck of the woods..... If we end up dating, perfect! That's why I'm here. And if it ends up nothing, well at least we both got to eliminate one potential. But no games, ok? You're either here to meet someone, or you're dinkin around. I don't want to date you over the interwebs. So if you like what you read here, then lets get together for a coffee or something of the like and see if we connect. Rant over.
I'm not looking to dive right into marriage or rush anything but I AM looking for someone special to settle down with…. Eventually… If there's the right connection.
What am I looking for in that someone you ask? A redneck woman who says "hey y'all" and "yeehaw" lol.... Well, I'm hoping to meet someone intriguing, someone attractive (emphasis there), someone whose company I will enjoy and someone to whom I will reciprocate those qualities. Someone good with money, because I make a ton of it and always blow it on the dumbest shit.... Someone who won't be ashamed when I don a shiny suit of Armour to bring my daughter (who of course dressed up as a princess) to Medieval Times... Maybe even someone dorky enough to dress up with us and play along... Sounds easy, no? That sounds just like you!!?!
I'm not into bbw… or "ethnic" women… sorry…
If you think you would like to get to know me, msg me.... cuz I'm probably - scratch that, definitely - too shy to msg u..
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Accept that it was all your fault from the beginning. Understand that she's right, always. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring bacon & beer. Don't block the TV
hahahah... sadly, whoever wrote that joke knows far more about women than i do
Hang out by the fire at my trailer.... (good summer idea, trailer's in storage now)
Or take a moonlit walk...
Moonlit walk on a beach.... (dress warm, avoid the water)
Or a moonlit run-for-our-lives through a sketchy housing project at jane and finch… Lol - how's that for exciting?? Lol
Coffee and a daylight stroll in a nice park…
Arnold Palmers on the deck of a boat in the whitby marina watching the sun go down… (again, great summer idea, boat's in storage too)
Convo on a patio anywhere… (are patios still open?)
So that list was made during the summer (if that wasn't already obvious), but, I think winter’s one of the best times to plan an outing with a gal. The chill in the air is conducive to cuddling, the snowy landscapes provide an inspiring backdrop, and there’s just this ineffable, stirring feeling this time of year that lends itself to romance… Hopefully anyway…
Some great winter ideas are:
Go for a long drive with no destination
have a tailgate picnic in the middle of nowhere
grab a hot coco and take a walk
have a snowball fight
build a snowman
build an army of snowmen
build a really sweet snow fort
or go somewhere climate controlled like Ripley's Aquarium
or the movies
or a restaurant
or a comedy club
Im full of ideas (cuz I'm a guy who likes doing cheese ball stuff)… the main point is… we should be able to talk to one another the first time we meet… you know… get to know each other, that sorta thing…… But, like, while doing something fun/interesting so not all the pressure is on "connecting."
Or, ill just strap a portable tv to my forehead and practice breathing through my ears.... Lol... Wait, that might be a second date idea. ;p