Nothitng is as unequal as the equal treatment of unequals.
Thanks for checking me out..... Now excuse me while I say too much :p
I have dreams and aspirations, at the top of the list is to be a good father to my daughter, to own my own home, and to advance in my career..... Im makin headway…...
I am lover of animals, and the outdoors.. I love to travel but have never left Canada....
I LOVE good music of ALL kinds but am a big fan of Country Music lately and thats whats on my radio most times. But im open minded and like i said i love GOOD MUSIC no matter the genre. I also play some instruments. Music is music and i love it. Except rap. 9 of 10 times id rather insert a hot poker into my ear than rap.
Im looking for new friends firstly and hopefully one of those new friendships will blossom into much more. I am not looking for cyber friends. I don't want to date you over the interwebs. Im no good at chit chat online. I can hold a conversation, but i do better in person.. Or on the phone.. So if you like what you read here, then lets get together in public for a coffee or something non-committal of the like and see if we connect.
I'm definitely NOT looking to dive right into marriage or rush anything but I AM looking for someone special to settle down with…. Eventually… If there's the right connection. Friends first.
What am I looking for in that someone you ask? A redneck woman who says "hey y'all" and "yeehaw!" lol.... Who just dont give a rip... ;) ...If you identify as an "urbanite" you are not the one. I'm hoping to meet someone intriguing, someone attractive (emphasis there), someone whose company I will enjoy and someone to whom I will reciprocate those qualities. Someone loyal and honest, minimally judgmental and definitely not upitty. Someone who has the same intentions i have. A partner. A friend. The best friend i havent met yet. Someone not afraid to kick my ass when i need it. The yin to my yang... Someone who likes cleaning - i love cleanliness, clean stuff and clean things and a clean space, but hate cleaning... Someone good with money, because I make a ton of it and always blow it on the dumbest shit.... Someone fun and funny... Twisted sense of humour... Someone who won't be ashamed when I don a shiny suit of Armour to bring my daughter (who of course dressed up as a princess) to Medieval Times... Maybe even someone dorky enough to get dressed up with us and play along... ;) I dont have my daughter as much as id like. And her mother is constantly wreckin my mojo.. Shes very manipulative... But i cant walk away from my kid so im stuck playing her games.... They live in Ottawa.... It is what it is.... Its okay if thats the deal breaker, i get it, if you stop reading here thats fine... The right woman will understand and she wont turn away. I hope you're out there.
I dont mind a few extra pounds. If youre rockin a beer gut thats cool. And curvy girls... Cool... But im not into very heavyset women (BBW). sorry… I just know what i want and im not going to settle. Your fish is out there, keep fishing.
If you think you would like to get to know me, msg me.... cuz I'm probably - scratch that, definitely - too shy to msg u.. Rejection hurts, ive faced a lot of it, now im shy of facing more.
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Accept that it was all your fault from the beginning. Understand that she's right, always. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring bacon & beer. Don't block the TV
Fair warning: you will have to meet my kid sometime in the beginning. Her approval is absolutely mandatory and non-negotiable.
Hang out by the fire at my trailer...
Or take a moonlit walk...
Moonlit walk on a beach....
Or a moonlit run-for-our-lives through a sketchy housing project at jane and finch… Lol - how's that for exciting?? Lol
Coffee and a daylight stroll in a nice park…
Arnold Palmers on the deck of a boat in the whitby marina watching the sun go down...
Convo on a patio anywhere....
Go somewhere climate controlled like Ripley's Aquarium
or the movies
or a restaurant
or a comedy club
Or a long drive to nowhere
With a tailgate picnic
A tiptoe through the tulip festival in ottawa
Im full of ideas (cuz I'm a guy who likes doing cheese ball stuff)… the main point is… we should be able to talk to one another the first time we meet… you know… get to know each other, that sorta thing…… But, like, while doing something fun/interesting so not all the pressure is on "connecting."
Or, ill just strap a portable tv to my forehead and practice breathing through my ears.... Lol... Wait, that might be a second date idea. ;p