ColonelIngus: So you fell off the Luv Boat and nobody noticed...
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Montrose, Colorado
54 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Leo
ColonelIngus wants to date but nothing serious.
Graduate Degree
Leisure time consultant

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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat Second Language French

About Col.I.
"Witty and entertaining." - NY TIMES

Best Singles Ad Headline Ever Award (2014)
"You: fussy pun. Me: cunning linguist."

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what may seem elusive but is attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for heightened attention, surprise, and excitement.

Romance is when a woman has woman-power over a man, and to her delight becomes the most important thing to him.

Spring is that time of year when a man's thoughts turn to what a woman thinks about all year round.

Hi, I'm a lighthearted hiker, skier, mountain biker, former athlete, easy to talk to, photography and wildflower buff, trained/experienced masseur, with custom table and dedicated climate controlled space, for the best date ever. lol Leo: bold, passionate, sensual, feline.

I'm like the fun free-spirited stressless date that is halfway between a vacation from your everyday life and a luxurious personal spa session. :) Life pulls you apart, woman-centered massage puts you back together again.

If you tell yourself "It's time now to put myself first...", TLC and "me time" is the gift a woman gives herself. Because happy girls are the prettiest.

You: Personable, healthy, pleasant, good communication skills.
Me: ditto; speaks innuendo fluently

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I like to avoid first date unpleasantness by not having them and instead zipping off together to Disneyland, where you used to get a book with tickets for ten or a dozen rides, not just one. This also takes all the pressure off the first one having to be the best, which you wouldn't want anyway. And no one's having to audition for a second or third. This is one of several dating calmly and how-to-be-outrageously-successful-with-the-other-s-e-x approaches I like. Plus, practice makes perfect.

After that we'll know each other a lot better, have had a ton of fun, and can decide whether to stay another day or go off and try something else. Friends last, you know. Fortune cookie say: the only rose without a thorn is friendship.

Always be sure to take a masseur with you out sight-seeing, hiking, skiing, camping, to the festival, etc. :)

Do u looney ur bean? lol Fish fry days, four; big brown sofa, wear red. If you dare!

This is probably the place to say that even though natural kitty fur is the best, if Sleeping Beauty has grown a bit wild I reserve the right to give her a shampoo and trim - which can be a fun date all by itself (lol), especially if you've never had regular personal maintenance keeping you pretty before; a fresh summery style will make you feel like an entirely new woman.

If you're some distance from here but like to really get away from it all and travel for a few days, the chateau here doubles as a special retreat, basecamp, amusement park - for one. It has it's own guestroom w/private bath, it's very quiet and relaxing here (no cable, I-Net, or roommates). You're free to do as you like. I enjoy meeting you delightfully unique and quirky women from around the area. Plan in advance.

Please put this on your profile if you know anyone who's been eaten by sharks:



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