ColonelIngus: Kiss Sleeping Beauty Goodbye
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Montrose, Colorado
52 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Leo with Blonde hair
ColonelIngus Actively seeking a relationship
Graduate degree
Leisure time consultant

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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language French  

About You
If you think you're going to like this sort of thing, you'll love this!

Lighthearted, easy-going hiker, skier, mountain biker, former athlete, photography and wildflower buff, trained/experienced masseur, with custom table and dedicated climate controlled space (set to Hawaii: 78°F & 80% humidity - great for your skin).

I'm like the fun free-spirited stressless date that is halfway between a vacation from your everyday life and a luxurious several hour personal spa session. Life pulls you apart, massage puts you back together again.

TLC is the gift a woman gives herself. Because happy girls are the prettiest. Bring a beach bag.

* Why no pic?
- Besides being an advocate (kinda) for old-fashioned blindfolded dating, if my photo was public you'd only write and tell me I have the most bluest, piercing eyes, that they look right through you and it completely melts your heart. lol
* "I joke that if you gave me my own man tomorrow I wouldn't know what to do w/him..."
- It almost always turns out that you never had your own Ken doll to just play with, so you have a long list of questions and curiosities you've long wondered about -- and need an unbreakable model to experiment on at your leisure..
* "Boys my age just don't know how to handle a woman like me!"?
- Sorry that they don't consider you an adult here, and you have to have an older gal pal msg me 4u. Yes, every 26 or 31 y.o. should skip ahead to the end of the book once for a peek, `cause men age like fine wine.
* "I've heard... is it true that the noticeable tummy bulge I've grown below my belly button is because I'm no longer getting any of my needed testosterone?"
- Yes, absolutely, you need "T" to restore vital hormonal balance. It is both an energizer and fat eater, so you can figure on maybe 1/4 lb lost per 30-45 minute application session. This is the only specific weight loss technique that actually works.
* "I wanted to do something special for my besties at the divorce party I'm throwing..."
-Piece of cake - and lots of tequila! lol You'll have to limit the privileged to 4 or 5, and I can give you other ideas, so let your imagination run wild.
* "Sleeping Beauty is a bit of a wild mess... what I find I most need this time of year is an expert trim..."
- Yes, there are some things you really can't take care of very well by yourself. There's nothing like a new padoodle-doo to leave you feeling like a completely new woman.
* "How about us 50 Shades enthusiasts, hmmm?"
- You can call me "Chris" for short... lol Ever heard of Area 51? mwaahahaa! lol

If the thought gives you a tingle and makes you want to mingle, give me a jingle!
Modern love is automatic.

The way I look at it is simply that every personable, pleasant, healthy woman has the right -- my role being to make it as easy and effortless as possible for you to exercise yours.

If you don't look at all like your photo when we meet, you have to buy me drinks until you do!

First Date
I like to avoid first date unpleasantness by not having them and instead zipping off together to Disneyland, where you used to get a book with tickets for ten or a dozen rides, not just one. This also takes all the pressure off the first one having to be the best (which you wouldn't want anyway) and no one's having to audition for a second or third. This is one of several "dating calmly" techniques I like. Plus, practice makes perfect. lol

After that we'll know each other a lot better, have had a ton of fun, and can decide whether to stay another day or go off and try something else. Friends last, you know.

Once you try it you'll never want to go skiing again without taking your personal masseur with you. lol

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Age between 26 and 45.
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