POF Guy Decoding:
“not looking for any kind of commitment” = I wanna hook up
“hang out” = make a new friend OR I wanna hook up
“date but nothing serious” = maybe I want a new girlfriend OR I wanna hook up
“wants a relationship” I definitely want a new girlfriend OR I wanna hook up
Love is not a mathematical equation. Nothing in common can equal crazy magnetic chemistry. Everything in common can equal zero chemistry. The laws of attraction have no rhyme or reason. That being said, less talky, talky...more meety, meety for me. I don't have time for your time wasting ha. Ps if you get where that's from bonus points to you!
-karaoke is one of my pleasures in life.
-I have a snaggletooth.
- "pretty eventually" is a term I like to use to confuse people when I'm not sure when said event will actually happen.
-I love to tell people who are out of line or getting too worked up “check yourself before you wreck yourself” works like a charm.
-I love for playing games! Card, dice or board games.
-I don't watch much tv outside of sitcoms. Flight of The Conchords holding the #1 spot for me.
-My iTunes library is full of contradictions, but I do hold true to my favourites (Radiohead, Bjork, Tori Amos, Silverchair, The Knife and Fever Ray, Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, M83, Rufus Wainwright, Sarah Slean, Alt J, okay, okay ill go on forever here)
-I talk in accents a lot. It entertains me more than it should.
-I'm sarcastic, tastefully.
-Out of all the places I've been to in the world, nothing compares to Barcelona, Spain! Magical city. Mindblasted!!!
-I don't get intimidated by anyone, ever. I am also the furthest thing from intimidating..
-I like me very much :)
- I’m a bit of a chameleon.
-There is a big difference between what my favourtie movies and music are vs ones that have impacted my life.
-I love music and am always playing it and usually singing along.
-I don't mind spending a little time in solitude, but I do prefer the company of others.
-I'm the more the merrier type of person.
-I don't hold grudges, complete waste of energy.
-My excersise of choice are swimming and yoga. Bike rides are good too.
-I'm very loyal with everything. I don't do well with flighty and flakey people.
-I'm into who a person is at their core. My idea of beauty has very little to do with looks. Although, truth be told I do have a weakness for the unique.
- I've seen crazy lists on here that have some pretty ridiculous criteria to meet. Get over yourself :)
-I'm not impressed by how much money you make, how hard you can party, what car you drive, how often you work out or anything that makes you look like a superstar. I'm interested in how good of a person you are and how you will treat me!
-I do hope go find some real connection on here. I want your intentions to be good at the core of it, but have fun in the process.
Just an FYI for you fine gentlemen of POF, Photos that confuse me:
- just one pic?!? What the heck is that about? Don't answer, I'm pretty sure I know and I'm not interested!
- Shirtless (and not because you're at the beach)
- from 5 yrs ago? I don't know about you, but I don't meet someone in real life and then ask to see what they looked like years BEFORE present day to entice me further ha. Be okay with what you look like now :)
Message me, I am very approachable.