The Reader's Digest version:
I'm Donny. No, I don't think I'm Super...the "Un" is there for a reason. But if I could, I'd save the world with cookies. Don't ask me how, I haven't the slightest idea...but c'mon, who doesn't like cookies?
After working in a slightly redneck corner of southeastern Alberta for 4 years, I'm glad to finally be back home among my friends, family and civilization in general. I find the best conversations don't involve strictly interview-style Q&A sessions, but rather random thoughts/rants/commentaries. I'll throw this one out there to get things going: if the plural of louse is lice, and the plural of mouse is mice...does that make the plural of spouse, spice? For the record, polygamy isn't my thing, I just found the play on words to be amusing.
So feel free to shoot a message my way. PLEASE have a personality (but hopefully not more than one). You don't have to be the most fascinating person in the world -I certainly wouldn't claim to be- just be yourself. It beats being bored/boring. Similar interests are always good, but not necessary. If you do actually want to talk, I reply to any and all messages of substance so stop reading this and start typing!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip'. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."