miss-ting: IM A ****, BUT NOT YOURS!!!!
About
Smokes often with Thin body type
City
The place where the bad man ly, UK
Details
33 year old Woman, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Other ethnicity Libra with Brown hair
Intent
miss-ting Anything
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
MAKING PAPER - SO DONT WATCH THAT!!!!!


dating
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I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Prefer not to say Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? Prefer not to say
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship



About Me
VERY OUTGOING WOMAN WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR, LOOKING FOR SOME FUN GUYS WHO CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT THINKIN THEY GETTIN IN MY DRAWS ...................................................................................... THERES NO PICS AS I DONT WANT ALL THE WEIRDOS CHATTING TO ME IF YOU WANNA SEE THEN ASK

WAS GONE FOR A WHILE BUT NOW IM BACK - IT TOOK LOSERS, PLAYERS A WHOLE HEAP OF W.A.N.K.E.R.S TO GET ME OFF THIS SITE ............... guys, get your stuff together, we are all adults aren't we? I believe in giving chances but this is toooo much. If you are 5'7", state that...if you are 5'9", state that..if you say you are 6' and we meet and you aren't, do you not think I'd notice? I don't care about the ht, be honest because when we all see you were dishonest about your ht, then we'll assume you are dishonest about everything so if you are lying in your profile, do not insult me by asking to meet me.... I see alot of guys on here are going through the same thing....some of you are so frustrated and I don't blame you. If you are hooked on this site, move on!


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JUST CATCHING SOME JOKES:

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will
soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi
Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as
a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one."

What are the disadvantages of being a****?

1. You only have one eye
2. Your hair is always a mess
3. Your live next door to an a***hole
4. Your best friends a C.U.N.T!

Q: Have you ever smelt a 'cheese and s**t sandwich'?

A: I'll tell you what it's like..... fart whilst you're having a w.a.n.k!

Q. What's the Difference between ohhhh and ARRGGG!!
A. About 3 inches
What do a hooker's client and a panda have in common?
He eats, shoots and leaves


For those that are traveling to the Far East !!

Essential Japanese phrases.....

That's not right...............................................................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?..............................Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP....................................................................Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man....................................................................................Dum Gai

Small Horse............................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?.........................................Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.....................................Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift.................................................Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.........................................................Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...........................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...................................................No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight................................................................Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.........................................Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive..........................................Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great........................................................................................Fu Kin Su Pah

Queen Mother went to heaven..saw Diana and said o0o That's a nice Heylo..
Diana replied 'It's not a F.U.C.K.I.N. heylo it's a Mercedes Benz steering wheel !'
Soz but i thought it was funny

Police in Liverpool have managed to catch 3 of 4 terroists:

bin drinkin.
bin .fighting.
bin nicking.
but no sign of bin working

Q: What do gays & bungee jumpers have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks they're both in the shit!

Q: What gets stiff after three strokes?
A: Princess Margaret!

There was onces a rabbi called keith
who circumised boys with his teeth
it wasn't for pleasure or sexual pleasure
it was to get to the cheese underneath

THIS IS SOME MAJOR INFORMATION FOR THE GUYS OUT THERE, READ AND DIGEST:

Woman's Vocabulary

1. "Fine"

This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describehow a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

2. "Five minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so they feel that it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"

This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you insideout, upside down, backwards, or all three. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows):

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows):

This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. (Loud Sigh)

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

7. (Soft Sigh)

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

8. "Oh !"

This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN (do not walk) to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days."Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught
in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows, "Go ahead", followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself t

First Date
Got a hubby so im not looking to meet anyone to be honest. Just chattin to some ol friends

Oral sex can be so fine
When you're in a 69
First you start to shake and shiver
Then you cum like a river
When its finished don't complain
Just lick your lips and start again.

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in