The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Alex," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their SAT's. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I like people who are comfortable with every now and then saying, "What the f**k." "What the f**k" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.