| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Kitchener Ontario | |
| Details | 28 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Software Developer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Waldo_ wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Waldo_ has been in was over 3 years long. |
About Me
I'm funny, very sarcastic, goof, athletic, smart.....hmm sounds like quite the "cookie cutter" there but hey you never know what the cookie tastes like till you take a bite.
Anyway it would be great if I could find someone with a dog to play with me and my puppy. Preferably blonde, long legs, short hair, tattoo, big tongue, comes when I call, house trained and of the lab type (wtf did you think I was talking about?)
I can't believe how many people think my last paragraph was serious... I'm sorry to deceive some of you but I am not really a fan of the ink, I like long hair compared to short, you only have to come if you want to but you damn well better be house trained!!! And no I'm not really prejudiced to all other breeds aside from labs except pugs, they are jerks!!! Again you're probably taking me seriously again, when will you learn?! If you noticed the redundant 'again' in the last sentence you earn extra points, Good for you!!
As you can tell I like making people laugh, yes that even includes all of you creepy randoms whom I've never even met before and the even ones I have met (sigh). Now if you just mentally graded yourself on the creepy scale, please don't message me!! So if you enjoy oxygen shoot me an email about something like the meaning of life or how its weird that Donald duck doesn't wear pants, yet feels the need to throw a towel around his waist when he gets outta the shower, I mean com'on he's a freaking DUCK!!
Words of Wisdom: The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese! Think about it!
Anyway it would be great if I could find someone with a dog to play with me and my puppy. Preferably blonde, long legs, short hair, tattoo, big tongue, comes when I call, house trained and of the lab type (wtf did you think I was talking about?)
I can't believe how many people think my last paragraph was serious... I'm sorry to deceive some of you but I am not really a fan of the ink, I like long hair compared to short, you only have to come if you want to but you damn well better be house trained!!! And no I'm not really prejudiced to all other breeds aside from labs except pugs, they are jerks!!! Again you're probably taking me seriously again, when will you learn?! If you noticed the redundant 'again' in the last sentence you earn extra points, Good for you!!
As you can tell I like making people laugh, yes that even includes all of you creepy randoms whom I've never even met before and the even ones I have met (sigh). Now if you just mentally graded yourself on the creepy scale, please don't message me!! So if you enjoy oxygen shoot me an email about something like the meaning of life or how its weird that Donald duck doesn't wear pants, yet feels the need to throw a towel around his waist when he gets outta the shower, I mean com'on he's a freaking DUCK!!
Words of Wisdom: The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese! Think about it!
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