For the record, my dogs created this profile to get me out of the house more. I think they're up to something. They're even swiping right for me on Tinder when I'm not in the room.
Tall, shining example seeks partner in crime. Outdoorsy and adventurous. Generous with meals. Knows when to cross the street. Laughter is important. Arrogant but humble. Easygoing but stubborn. Funny but philosophical. Dreamer but realistic. Shallow but deep. Loner but social. Serious but kind. Hearty but brainy. Sweet but bitter.
I've traveled all over the country. Lived in San Fran, Philly, Prague, Boston, and New York for brief stints. I love travel. I know more useless information than most people. I cook, I sing, I write. I dance around the house with the lights off when nobody's home.
I guess why I'm on here is the same reason you are. We're all a little desperate, shallow, and lonely and looking for something too specific that we haven't found anywhere in the real world. A genuine connection and someone rad enough to lay on the couch with us watching the Steve Harvey show.