Available for your consideration is a unique, completely one of a kind, me. Certainly there is some wear and tear and the miles are high for the year I was built but there's still a lot of pep in me. My model happens to be the full sized model with all the comforts and luxuries that you would expect from such great designers as my mom and dad. I come complete with fully adjustable attitude, strong logical brakes, intelligent on board computer, a suspension soft enough to make your journey the most enjoyable one possible, and clear glass for a crisp view of the road ahead. There are some quirks as you might expect from a me that is my age. Sometimes it is difficult to get me into reverse because I prefer to be moving forward. There are also some ticks and screeches every now and again but they always go away with some minor effort. All in all I'm a great deal for anyone in the market for me. And you just can't beat the price tag: free!
I must warn you that there was someone else interested in me earlier today and if you don't act fast I might go to them instead. (Actually that's not true, the sales manager says I have to say that.)
Thanks for your time and consideration. If you would like any more information or if you're interested in a test drive (coffee, drinks,) let me know.
Seriously, you must like big guys. I'm big. I may get thinner, I may not. If I get thin I will still have fat boy mentality....
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A nice quiet pub, or walk and talk, or coffee. Really anywhere we can talk and see if we get along.
It seems to me that in the past anytime I met someone I really liked and that really liked me was when neither one of us were trying. It just happened to happen. With that in mind let's start with hanging out and go from there. Let's have a few drinks, coffee, tea, good conversation, and see if we get along. No pressure, no trying to impress, etc., etc.