I hope you enjoy reading my profile... Maybe you will get a laugh or two and find me different than other men. I have no problem chosing to stay single but I am not getting any younger.
I like camping and hiking in the nude, uphill skiing, and basejumping, as long as it's not more than 3 feet high. I also like puppies, but only if they aren't rabid.
I drive by the gym at least once a day, and take my cats out for a drag every night. Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach and feed the birds....to the sharks. Ocassionally, I'll even kick sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. It's a hoot. Makes me smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone though.
A lot of women have told me I look like Brad Pitt....in the dark. Others have said I'm a hunk, but a hunk of what?
About my date:
I'm looking for a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, like sauerkraut, amish quilts, and Aboriginal didjeridu's. A woman that's not afraid to let her hair down.....unless she's wearing a wig.
Someone who like's me for who I am, and not for what I turn into during a full moon. Someone that appreciates my large hands, lazy eye, and big but....I digress....
I enjoy having epileptic seizures in public places, especially in clubs. I've started two new dance styles so far. I also like to take long falls down steep hills, especially when there are a plethora of blackberry bushes along the way.
Favorite hot spots:
I usually hang out in hospitals, healing, but when I'm not doing that, I go to the Zoo and visit some of my relatives in the primate exhibits. I'd love to take you there, but they tend to throw things at strangers. Not good things either.
I like to party like it's 1865, 1901, or even 1968, but not 1999. New Years 1999, All I remember is waking up naked on a pool table with a traffic cone on my head and a couple "professional" ladies old enough to be my grandmother.
Last thing I read was a warning on a light socket about not putting your finger inside it. Then I blacked out. Apparently tongues shouldn't be inserted into the sockets either.
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
My parents are French Canadian, but I was born in East L.A.. Lets just say, I wasn't very popular in my neighborhood.
God plays a vital role in my life. So far, he's used me as a warning to others. Been struck by lightning t-t-t-twice now. Of course I'm sure it has nothing to do with me standing on hilltops with a steel bat cursing at him during a thunderstorm.
IN ALL HONESTY SO YOU COULD TAKE ME A LITTLE SERIOUSLY... LOL ;)
I'm very romantic, and affectionate with the right person. It's natural of me to lay on the couch or in bed, cuddle, kiss, and watch tv, talk, enjoy the night.. Cook, bake... Or just simply go out to see what the night has to offer.
I'm not looking for someone to casually text and call or for some quick random hook up or to drink and party everyday when I have to work the next day. I'm not in my 20's anymore so I can't afford to spend money on dates with women who don't provide for my needs.
I am looking for thee woman that I cannot live without! Someone whos beautiful, sweet, fun, actually has morals, a conscience... Maybe perhaps someone to challenge and excite me in many other ways, and someone who wants to be loved and pleased by one guy.
Most importantly, I want a woman who has emotions that can give me the confidence without any put downs to make me feel good about myself when I'm feeling down or after a hard days work.
My special person should have a job or at least have desire to work and not sit on her behind, manipulate, be a freeloader to want to just spend my money, or getting drunk with guys 24/7 as a fulltime job and living life playing games and going by your looks and thinking every guy wants a piece of your ass and then try to get what you can out of it. Or cause drama out of thin air, breakup every week because you dont have your way, then 2 days later knock on my door for an on and off piece of****on your terms because some other dude didn't workout.
Haha. If you are this type of person and at this stage in your life or have a double life besides me with the additional bullsh*t then I don't want you and don't care how attractive you are to me because certainly it doesn't mean anything if you don't possess any qualities of being a decent woman. Like for real!
Building any relationship. It takes two people to be ready for some form of commitment and I understand it happens in a natural way.
It's also important to treat the other with respect. If there is no form of respect or trust then there's not a real good chance it will workout with me.
In the meantime, I'll continue to be single and continue to date and take it easy until I meet someone who fits and I can connect with. I'm not easy and there's no rush. I've had my fair share of experiences with women to know what I want and deserve. I've seen it all.
Well, if you can relate and understand what you read then... feel free to give me a shout.
If not, take care and I wish you all the best! :)
"People say, don't let the money change. But, that's when you're trying not to be changed. I'm trying to change by all under new circumstances, so it would be ridiculous for me to get money, and not change because otherwise what was the point? If I was going to be the same, I could have stayed in the same position. The goal is to change. I want to be changed. I want to make more money and change more. That's the goal!"