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megz711
Age: 23
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zombie_geek The Piranha: Why yes! I am made of awesome
About Smokes often with Big & Tall/BBW body type City Edmonton Alberta
Details 22 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163 cm), Other Religion Ethnicity Caucasian Leo with Mixed Color hair


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I am Seeking a Woman For Intimate Encounter
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Profession Tattoo Artist / Tradeswoman Do you have children? Yes
Education Some university Do you have a car? No


Relationship


Relationship History The longest relationship zombie_geek has been in was over 2 years long.

Interests
 
Making an ass of myselfHeavy metalBlack metal
Live showsFear FactoryDevilDriver
Cannibal corpseSatanismDeath metal
PaintballAlexander KeithsJack Daniels
CampingReadingDrawing
SculptingMusicZOMBIES
Playing ps3SnowboardingDancing to the music in my head
ForumsCandle waxBDSM
Rigor MortisSamheinPhilosophy
DebatingCarsGetting dirty
Decomposing bodiesSadisimMasochisim
ToppingTattoo Culture

About Me
Ahoy mateys! Welcome


Please for the love of god, learn proper grammar and spelling people! "if yew typee lyke diss do not messsage meh okaii??"
Also, if you are going to write me a message, put some thought and EFFORT INTO IT. Not just, "hi" or "how are you".`You really aren't going to get much interest out of me if you can't form more than one sentence.

****NOTE****

I have also had it with people, ESPECIALLY MEN adding me to their favorites list without ever talking to me about it. So, if you end up with a truly awful testimonial, well, you deserved it for not reading my PROFILE before deciding you wanted to have a "wank" to my pictures at night.

About me:

> I am slowly re- beginning my self discovery journey, but, men aren't really cutting it for me at this time.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO COUPLES, NO F+CKING CYBERING. NO NO NO NO.

> I am everything, the best of my kind, If you displease me I'll simply have your head tarred and hung from the rafters. You will never ever meet another woman like me.

> I love zombies, anything and everything about zombies is totally cool in my books. Seriously...If zombies attack, come find me, I'll keep you alive *sigh*

> I'm an Uber dork (of dramatical wordy proportions). Literally.

> I'm in love with a comic book character (johnny the homicidal maniac okay??.)

> I play the upright bass. (not every well anymore)

> I collect action figures (Resident evil, Spawn, Todd McFarlaine's dragons, etc..)

> I have ears stretched to half inch, nose ring, and 3 tattoos, ask me where they are if you dare

Well enough about me, lets talk about you...*dun dun dun dun*



In order to get even a second look from me you gotta have a picture, if I can go through the trouble so can you..If you are a bar star who is "discovering" by drinking your face off and slutting about with women, may as well click someone else, I like pale and rather sarcastic.


Also, if you are dominating, this is not my type. I like girls who are adventurous, easy going, and perhaps even interested in the lifestyle, or at least understanding of it.

So to make this even more clear, I'm not looking for Miss Alberta, rather, I'd like someone like me, who I can relax with and play video games with, someone I can shout at the t.v with while watching sports. Finally, I want someone who will let me spoil them and do the same for me in return.

One last thing, if you view me, have the courtesy to drop a line, I'm not saying you have to do anything more than that but creeping my page every day is just...well creepy.

First Date
I figure sitting in our underwear and talking about politics?

We could go outside after dark and spot star formations in the sky.

Have a midnight picnic under the light of the moon perhaps?

We could also make voodoo dolls of all our ex lovers and play with the dolls all night, until we finally decide to throw them in the big and conveniently placed bonfire in my living room.

You could hold my hand while I get something pierced?

**In the brightest hour, of my darkest day, I realized what is wrong with me, cant get over you, cant get through to you, its been a helter skelter romance from the start. Take these memories, that are haunting me, of a paper man, cut into shreds, by his own pair of scissors, he'll never forgive her, he'll never forgive her**



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To send a message to zombie_geek you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 30.
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
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