Age: 40
Long term
Age: 38
Long term
nutbarz: Hi, I'm Chris, Thank you for Calling.
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Freeport, Illinois
40 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Catholic
Caucasian Aries with Blonde hair
nutbarz wants to date but nothing serious.
Associates degree
Working for the man!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year

About Me
I love animals, I love Dogs, I love cats, and I love by bird. I have no kids, but someday if the mood arises, I would love to have some (or at least get some from some place where they have them for people to take). I would like to make at least one of my own, preferaly the normal way, and not in a jar. I'm clean, I'm nice, I'm humorous, and I bathe/shower regularily. I was a cook for one of my first jobs, so I can survive in the kitchen, (great Grilled Cheese!). I know how to do laundry, and I'm paper trained. I always flush and hardly ever miss. I have many interests and love collecting things. I'm good with my hands and fairly creative. I like to drive, but I don't have to be the driver. The only time I sleep in the car is generally when I'm driving, and thats a lot better now. I'm the son of Smokers, and don't like it, I drank booze for a while and got tired of it, decided my calling was better served as driver, to ensure my friends lived.

What I'm looking for is someone who is resonably together with most of her functions intact. You know, most of the mind still works, able to do simple math, able to assemble logic and get the silly wordplay jokes. Being of Nerd/Geek/Dork background is encouraged, but not required. Ability to tolerate Nerd/Geek/Dork background is highly desired.

Of course, people now are so afraid of meeting anyone for even a friggin date, its terrible. I'm not Ted Bundy, I'm not a serial killer, or a cereal killer, I Just want to go and have fun, meet some people and maybe get to know someone well enough to see them more than one time. Its a date, not a proposal! I'm not looking for a one night stand, I already have a night stand! And a lamp to boot! A date is nothing more than two people enjoying the company of each other, getting to know them, seeing if they like them enough to talk to them more than once.

---------------Picture Descriptions Below (Optional Reading)-----------------------
One is My brother and I outside of a Bar, In Michigan. The town is named Gay, and it just so happened on that day there was a breast cancer awareness bike ride going on, and the bar was filled with biker women. So we jumped from the Van, posed for the picture, and hightailed it out of there.. They never gave chase... :-)

Me with the Rock was later in the day in Michican... After the Gay Bar, we stoppped in the UP to look at Lake Superior and throw lots of Rocks.

Another picture is me in Florida with my Brother and his family, on another vacation... We had a good time, and my one niece too the camera and I was sticking out my tongue and making faces..

Then there is April, she's a friend from my old job. She's finishing her Social work Masters up in the next year, and she's off to save the world.. Me with the Rock was later in the day in Michican... After the Gay Bar, we stoppped in the UP (Upper Penninsula)to look at Lake Superior and throw lots of Rocks. My nieces loved throwing rocks, so did I. My brother wanted to bring some home.

First Date
Honestly, remember this basic principle. If we do get along over the course of 3-5 emails, and do decide to meet. Don't expect an instant connection, and don't pretend to have one. Be honest and truthful. Honesty brings alot more to the table than trying to impress. As someone else I spoke with here said, 'Be True to Yourself' and be honest. All I'm looking for in the first meeting is meeting someone, how hard will that be, we may need to exchange some info, like emails (yahoo or hotmail are safe) and possible phone number, but we should meet somewhere public, that way there is no fear of anything "Dateline like" happening. I'm not a predator, hopefully you're not either.

Kids are not a problem, we can lock them in the trunk while we are at the arcade.
Well, actually, if they got quarters we'll let them come in. But Don't expect me to "lose" to them when we're playing skee-baLL at Chuck E Cheeses... I love Chuck E Cheeses..