The 'izombie' theme song pops in my head quite often.
Probably not as witty as I think I am, but I will continue telling muddle-headed jokes. I try to participate in causes or groups that strive to rid the world of injustices, but sometimes I get distracted by chatting with friends, watching a good movie or walking my dog. Described as a devil's advocate, I take pride in presenting a variety of views on a subject.
Additionally, it would seem that I have a tendency to make faces when there is a camera present. And I'm afflicted with always having a song in my head, or having something trigger a song to play in my head. Luckily it's only songs in my head and not voices. ;)
If I spot a shoe on the shoulder of a roadway, I tend to imagine some far-fetched story as to how it wound up there. Try it sometime, but I recommend you leave the shoe where it is; not just for sanitary purposes but also for others to create their own stories.
I also find shopping at Dollar Stores to be remarkably entertaining. There are just so many useless yet fascinating things out there for sale.
In truth, I'm quite lazy and I don't put much effort into this whole relationship thing.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Sitting on a patio enjoying a coffee, beer or any sort of beverage (weather permitting) and simply chatting. Or, if you are not easily embarrassed, I could suggest bowling or mini-golf. If there is a decent go-kart track around, I will subject myself to the smelling helmets and challenge you to a race.