Single,warped sense of humor,transferred from Georgia,one owner,low milage,enjoys everything that doesn't require a tie. I have one dog and one goldfish from the fair that won't die.Ready to give up on the soul mate and settle for a sole mate.I don't do drama and I can find humor in any situation.I'm too old for games.But,I am looking for a playmate as I enter my second childhood.Character is defined by what you do when noone is looking.I attend church but I am not a fanactic.I am an enigma understood by few. It's part of my charm.
New update ...came home and found my dog dead. Now its just me and the fish...newer update..since Santa couldn't find me..got a yellow lab puppy for my Christmas present to myself...puppy breath...my favorite smell in the world. I'm looking for a relationship even though I put wants to date nothing serious because why put pressure on the situation. Let nature take It's course..
The last few years I spent my free time with my son but now my life is needing female companionship. I don't lie or cheat and I don't do drama. Never ask me a question you don't want an honest answer to. I like to think I'm somewhere between untameable and rock steady. I sing in the car..so what. I don't fold underwear or socks..the winkles come out when you put them on...if you're wearing the right size. I started a new job years ago and my second day there I was told I had to learn to think outside the box....the next day they came back and told me that I had to get back in the box. And no I won't send nude pics. Really. I mean how would you know whether I doctored them up or not. Or if I even needed to.. I color outside the lines.I wonder if anyone even reads profiles or is it just look at the pic . In that case I'm screwed ..I'm the least photogenic person on the planet.
Doesn't seem like honest,loyal,hardworking,romantic gentlemen are in style these days..I wanted to post a topless pic to show I'm in decent shape even though its tasteless.....I laugh at everything. Mostly because there is humor everywhere if you just look for it. FYI..age is wrong but it won't let me correct it.I'm 57.