Oh how I loathe thee, infamous box of doom. How long until technology hath slain thee and replaced thee that mine own computer doth writeth mine own profile for me.
I'm impulsive, excitable, hyperactive, and I rarely think before I act. Oh. but you needn't worry: there's a method to the madness... sometimes.
If there's one thing I want in a friend, it's someone who'll be right there with me when I'm getting into trouble, but will be far enough behind to pull me back before I dig myself in too deep.
Intelligence > Humour > Looks
And yes, you do get bonus points if you enjoy making dead hooker jokes.