I'm an ex rodeo cowboy, after getting hurt too bad to ride anymore I decided to become a tattoo artist. I'm a self-taught artist and recently opened a small shop - hoping to actually make a profit eventually. I live on and run a 300 acre ranch near Barstow , CA boarding, training, and breeding horses.
Sometimes you just have to ride (Chris Ledoux)
Folsom Prison Blues (Johnny Cash),
Honky Tonk Heroes (Waylon Jennings),
Bullet on Butterfly Wings (Smashing Pumpkins).
Movie Line: "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich" (Spongebob movie)
Song Line: "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die" (folsom prison blues) Quote; " The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the people with the peoples own money" (alexis de tocqueville)
Things that piss me off:
Fat people riding those little scooters at Wal-Mart - why don't you walk some of that weight off fat-ass!
The term "reverse discrimination" buy a godd*mn dictionary people.
Calling Jewelry "Bling"
guys with nipple rings - they draw the eye and I find myself staring at a guys nipple, gross!
girls that wear skin tight pants and granny panties - I'll buy you a thong for the love of god!
The date would start out like any other date with dinner at a good mexican place, one that serves huge margaritas. The next stop is a good country bar where the shots are cheap and so are the women (of course I have to pee in the parking lot on the way in because of the three margaritas). We play some pool and do some dancing in between the tequila shots and smoking on the patio. About one in the morning some guy looks at me funny and we get into an altercation and get kicked out of the bar. We hit the liquor store from some silver Patron and limes on the way to my place. We drink and talk horses,cars, music , politics, and philosophy for a while. After this point I usually can't remember what happens so use you imagination:)