Hello, ladies, look at those other guys, now back to me, now back to those other guys, now back to me.
Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped being not awesome and switched to being awesome, they could be as fun as me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re dreaming of what life with a man like me could be like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. It's a keyboard, and mouse. Start typing.
Look again, the keyboard is now your ticket to adventure.
Anything is possible when when your man is awesome like me.
Start typing now.