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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | New York New York | ||
| Details | 38 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | Ms Fancy Pants is looking for a relationship. | Education | Masters degree | ||
| Personality | Profession | Legal Assistant |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Hang out | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | No | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 5 years |
About Me
I’m a slightly odd Englishwoman with a passion for knowledge, an insatiable appetite for life and an unnatural affinity with birds.
When I’m not working, I’m usually reading my kindle, beating someone up, studying, or taking advantage of New York (she's anyone's after a few drinks). I have a plethora of amazing talents, including an ability to spontaneously regurgitate irrelevant, uninteresting facts. For example, did you know that baby barn owls smell like maple syrup? Also, rats who wear polyester pants engage in fewer episodes of sexual intercourse than their cotton pant wearing counterparts.
If you fancy meeting me, please drop me a line. I'm open to making friends and having fun or finding an incredible person to share my life with. Either way I'm happy.
When I’m not working, I’m usually reading my kindle, beating someone up, studying, or taking advantage of New York (she's anyone's after a few drinks). I have a plethora of amazing talents, including an ability to spontaneously regurgitate irrelevant, uninteresting facts. For example, did you know that baby barn owls smell like maple syrup? Also, rats who wear polyester pants engage in fewer episodes of sexual intercourse than their cotton pant wearing counterparts.
If you fancy meeting me, please drop me a line. I'm open to making friends and having fun or finding an incredible person to share my life with. Either way I'm happy.
First Date
If we meet afterwork I'd like to go somewhere casual where we can get a drink and you can amaze me with what a fantastic gentleman you are. By gentleman, I mean: you can speak in full sentences, eat with your mouth closed and open doors for your female companion. Yes, the bar really is that low.
However, if you communicate in grunts and eat like a wild animal but are a modern day Adonis (a really fit dude bro') maybe we could go for a walk in the park. Yes, I really am that shallow.
To summarize:
nice guy = drinks and chatting
manners of beast but divinely beautiful = walk in park where there will be no food consumption or bothersome doors to negotiate.
However, if you communicate in grunts and eat like a wild animal but are a modern day Adonis (a really fit dude bro') maybe we could go for a walk in the park. Yes, I really am that shallow.
To summarize:
nice guy = drinks and chatting
manners of beast but divinely beautiful = walk in park where there will be no food consumption or bothersome doors to negotiate.
Mail Settings
To send a message to
Ms Fancy Pants
you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 30 and 45.
Live in United States
Must not be married
Must not smoke
Age between 30 and 45.
Live in United States
Must not be married
Must not smoke
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