Update:7.19.10---Alright So I'm just about to tell you the real,since you wanna hear it.I've been on this site for way too long and its not my favorite pasttime but i still just leave it on here.Just like you do.If I could take my pictures off I would,but i dont cause then you'd really never hit me up.Im writing this paragraph only as a moment of complete honesty so please feel encouraged to judge me.lolI'm tired of having to think of different "catch phrases" just to peak your interest afterwhile it starts to feel ridiculous.Cause lets face it ladies there really are plenty of fish in the sea but I mean what do you want from me? I know I'm just one of many who may hit you up on and especially off of here just because you look good.You have to click on a pic just to read profile,of course im attracted to you but why should i tell you that on here?so you can say im full of it.You get tired of dudes hittin you up and I feel you.You sit there and call yourself reading through the bluff they put on just to impress you, but you sit up there with your own bluff as well,ms diva!calm down and go clean up your messy room you took your profile pic in then come at me with a levelhead cause im looking for a running mate not a superior.Quit expecting so much from dudes ladies! We just wanna chill just like you.We dont wanna have to work so hard for someone to like us,just like you.Quit lying to yourselves,there are good men out there but you blow them off cause theyre not aggressive enough and then you end up with mr.domestic violence and wonder why.Open up ladies and quit being so resentful and expectant,i'm not the one that broke you and just like you some men know thier worth its just weve been broken too.
UGh...hello I am an alien vampire gorilla super ninja from a foreign galaxy planet nike nikon.For real.he.Ugh..im cool... I suppose...wish i wasn't ...people like me...But i wish i was a nerd..I'm true to myself and everyone else.mmm vote for me..i dont know what for but i also dont know what i want in a woman,either.Its not confused or undecided cause i have my boundaries but,I dont think its really up to me.I just wanna say she's "bangin!" make a brother go usher like "Yeah!"What Drake say "she's the ------- Best"Make my mama say "Brendon don't play with that girl"LOL my sister like "mmmmhhmmmm"my ninjas like "She is bangin though!"Gotta a brother getting ready in the mirror, going Cyrano! hahaha but for real thats how i want a woman to make me feel,real good,bring back some feelings in my life, i dont care what she comes from,her nationality ,race,but she's gotta be honest and have a sense of home,Able to get open(not like that pervs!)but like able to be open and relaxing at the same time, MUST BE able to be open(i.e.Getting carried away with silly banter but having to calm down cause your in public)thats open and relaxing WOW you have just witnessed me figure out what I want YAY eYAY well let me keep going>She's gotta be able to handle business and it would be ideal if If she spoke another language the more the better,I dont need no trophy girl, i want a woman with just enough hustle she can appreciate mine.For real!Cause i work hard for mine and love sharing but dont just be sitting there like i'm here just to meet your expectations,cause i will:)(LOL cause if i know i dont meet them i wouldnt date you,duh why set myself up for failure)and ok now im tired of writing most of you probably never read all of my babble but its ok if you wanna hit me up then just do it, start living now,you can do it!(LMBO are you all pumped up to msg me now,not really LOL) but before you do please take a look at my list of dont wants... I don't have the time nor patience for jealous,needy,clingy,controlling,alcoholic,currently addicted,possesive,bi-polar,abusive,psycho, stalker,crybaby,whiny,naggy, immature,no pride having, problematic,conceited,spoiled, mean,attitude having,spiteful,man-hating,man acting,resentful, disrespectful,lying,arrogant, backstabbing,ignorant,low life, depressing,bad dressing,hairy, holotosis having,unsanitary,unsocial, thieving,lazy,government dependant,uppity,gold-digging, groupie,expecting me to save them from all of this type women(that's pretty funny, I like that).If you fit under any of those categories let me know, I have a wonderful book for you.But Gotta go hit me yo! ;)
Something nice,Something beautiful, dinner, then something that takes her out of her comfort zone that she's been wanting to do but havent done yet,then we celebrate her accomplishment,I take her home, lick my lips(while she's not looking),one soft kiss(no tongue),one tight hug,one look that lets her know how much i'm attracted to her but i gotta run(literally) home,i bow(cause she's such a lady) goodnight, take off text her thank you and just say goodnight sweet dreams , but no convo so she can just lay there and think how well our date went,And thats how it's done son!KEI(keep'em interested)