So here I am, the new soon tobe ruler of the world!!!
You might look at me and ponder, how exactly this guy will become the new supreme ruler of this spining green and blue planet?
Well if i told you it might ruin the suprize. Lets just say it involves me, 300 million goats and a case of coors light.
Now as for what my new world domination might entail? there will be no crime, no poverty, no war and best of all no pop music. Thats right, all those little pop tarts are going DOWN!!!!!
Currently I am taking applications for assistants for my global plans of domination. You must have skills that are applicable to global domination. Don't worry there are a wide variety of things that I'll require for my master plans.
So now you can either do 2 things:
Join the revolution or Cower under my army of Goat Wrriors!!!!!
To be serious I’m a great guy and I have future ambitions to start a family and own my own home. I’m happy and caring and will surprise all that don’t believe me.
First dates are the best, the evening would start with a quiet strole down a beach getting to know one another. Then perhaps to change things up a little bit, go out bowling. After all that we could go out and conquer and enslave a small village. Nothing bring 2 people closer together then pillaging.