So, I'm required to fill in some space with text here. Ok, well... I heard that this site is pretty good for finding people with similar interests. So, I'm trying to imagine a site filled with smartass's.
Well, first I think we would need a little spending money, so if the lady in question would stay outside with the car running, I would run inside the bank for a, ahem...withdrawl. I would then take her on a whirlwind tour of the city, litereally, like really fast. We would drive by the lake, where we would pick up my other car. Then, after crossing state lines, we would find the most chic restaraunt, order the best food, and pay in cash. I would even tip big! Then we would catch a play, something where everyone dies at the end. We would top the evening off at a nice cozy Bed & Breakfast were we could try on the fancy new duds and that wig I bought for the lady.