Recently updated, not much change.
I have reread and retyped this thing a dozen times and can't figure what you'd like to know. What do you really type into things like these anyway? I could tell you whatever I think you want to hear and you'd probably think the world of me. However, I tell the truth... all the time. What you see (and hear) is what you get. What quite a few people simply LOVE about me is that I'm completely, if not brutally, honest. I view my self as a prick sometimes but my closest friends say I'm one of the nicest people they've ever met. I can be sweet and overly generous with what little I have and, on the flip side, I can upset people just for laughs. Life is all about laughter and comedy to me. If you don't get a certain number of laughs in every year, I think it takes more time off of your life than cigarettes or alcohol. I'm honest enough to admit to being a raging pervert but can also temper it with tactful flirting and gentle humor, sometimes; I guess it's all about mood (which often takes two to develop).
I like old music for some reason, mostly reggae but a good deal of jazz as well. I need a woman who actually likes to have Harry Connick Jr. or Michael Buble songs sung to them. I DO NOT DANCE but know that the right girl can make me get up. I think too much; WAAAYY too much for my own good. I am a nerd, analytical to the core, with no hope or care for correcting it. I am an IT guy. If you know anything about what that entails, maybe we should meet. I maintain 70 computers in the office and another 45 remotely across the country. Most people don't understand large portions of what I'm talking about but they smile and nod just the same. I DO NOT watch "reality" shows and I don't listen to rap music. If I think of anything more, I will come back and edit this thing once again...
Not sure who wrote that crap below but I'm just down for dinner and a movie.
I'm pretty simple, really.
(It all sounds cliche to me but keep in mind that this is a "first" date and merely a suggestion)
A first date for me can be dinner (if she wants, cause you don't always want to eat) followed by a walk on the beautiful beaches of South Florida, maybe even a nice cup of coffee or desert. Bubbling conversation the whole way, of course, learning some ins and outs about each other.
I rather enjoy cooking a nice meal at home for a special woman in the hopes that she'll snuggle with me later. (A good chunk of chocolate usually helps with that one though!) Who knows, you may get me in a certain mood and we'll do something neither of us has ever done before...