I'm a fun, adventurous, honest,(don't ask me,LOL) fun loving guy that likes a fun, adventurous, honest,(yea, I'll ask, LOL) free sprited gal.
Likes to travel to exotic places to have fun in the sun and on the beach.
When the work is done, lets go have some fun!LOL
We have two lives, one before forty and one after the kids are on there own.
READ THIS ON ANOTHER PROFILE AND AGREED WITH IT'S MEANING.
TOLD YOU I WOULD BE TRUTHFULL!
"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life; let it. Nobody said it would be easy; they just promised it would be worth it!"
You must have a passport to keep up with me!
Im very young at HEART and MIND.
Don't let that scare you, I'm down to earth.
Easy to say, but i will prove it.
That part might have some in a tizzy.
If it is upsetting to you, "C'est la vie", go on to the next ordanary profile.
Not that mine is extrodanary!
I would like to meet the one that "it" just "clicks".
Yea, I'm selective. Hope you are too!
I'm allways open for a little conversation. What can it hurt?
"Dare you, double dog dare you"!! LOL
Remember that saying?
If you do, you have to take it!
If not, your too young! LOL
4/10 Damm, I'm gonna be at the beach. There must be a parade of women there because EVERY profile of the ladys that i read, they say they like to walk on the beach.
I'm gone! Get outa my way!LOL
This is the fun part, Ladies
Joke of the month
The Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mom, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and replied, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh.....I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
"Exactly,:" I replied with a big smile on my face.
damm girl... get that smug grin off your face! LOL
Joke of the month
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," Dan said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I'll inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card ... and three days later she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Stop laughing..you day will come..I'll find a good one for ya that supports the "man's view"!LOL
Late 1/11 still looking.. dammit
2/11 STILL LOOKING!!!LOL
3/11 This is getting old!LOL
3/11BREAKING NEWS... FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!
Why You Shouldn't Send A Woman To A Hardware Store.
Bill was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife, Mary, if she would go to the hardware store and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the nice young man to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom vanity faucet set.
When the man finished with the other customer, Mary asked him, "How much is that vanity set?"
The young assistant manager replied, "That's a gold plated set and the price is $900.00."
"My goodness," Mary exclaimed, "that is very expensive. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bill had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom he yelled, "Lady, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the vanity set."LOL
This is why you should never send a woman to the hardware store!
11/11 TEST ??????
What Kind Of Dessert Are You?
Now don't cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you choose! If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me ... this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.
Here are your choices:
1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake
No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be...Okie Doki, now that you've made your choice this is what the research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal. 3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends. 4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life. 5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. Can be very emotional. 6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle fo
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A first...MEET.. NOT date...or as i like to call them...
A "Scratch and Sniff" LOL
Update 1/12...IT'S a freakin joke, ladies... if you don't get it... sooooOOO sorry.. we are all adults here...I hope!
Allways open for sugestions!
Told you I'm adventurous!
No coffee for me, but I'll drink a sweet tea with lime with you.
If it's the evening... an adult beverage will do.
Maybe go to an upscale restaraunt or even a local mom and pop owned eatery,(your sugestion or mine)sometimes they are the best!
Peal your ears back and dive in kinda place! LOL
I perfer not to eat at chains. Most times their food is SOOO bland.
Get to know each other and have a great meal.
Hey, we might become best friends. Because thats where it starts, becoming friends FIRST!
For you spelling police... have a good life!
Hey,Thats the most P.C... I could say it on here! LOL
NO PIC PROFILES!
MY 21 year old daughter said that...
the "no pic' profiles just might be a..
if you don't or will not post a pic or send one on the initial email...
her suggestion is...
"Don't Mack on Me"...
whatever that means!!!
LOL.. 21 YEAR OLDS!!!
STOP THINKING... START LIVING!!!
-----\\///-----Who has Died
------///\-----or has been Affected
My late wife Phyllis and my sister Rita,survivor