I don't really know what I'm looking for so....yeah. A little about me: I've been struck by three DWI's (none my fault), I've gotten a four-wheeler stuck in tree, I've had four sharpened pencils stuck in the back of my head (the lead had to be removed with a small hook thingy), I've climbed from one balcony to another eight stories above the Earth, I rolled a jeep (definitely my fault), I've saved a baby, I've saved a man, I've been on TV eleven times, I've been tazed four times (not so bad), been pepper-sprayed once (very bad), shot a bb at a wall and caught it in my eyelids (true freaking story!), rode an inner tube naked across the lake (had to, couldn't get my trunks back on), fell in the shower one time and had the shower curtains fall over my head while I laid there in pain, made a grown man cry (pretty easy actually), had a seizure (not drug induced), chased a boar through a field (I was trying to catch one of the little piglets to raise as my own), chased a bear in flip-flops (not a good idea), watched a live autopsy, rode a giant mechanized bee, looked into the eyes of killers, walked the streets of Hell's Kitchen (at 3am no less), inhaled a gas grenade, broke a finger and didn't know it (my dad told me it was jammed; it fused back together by itself), swam in shark infested waters (only after we were done did the fishermen tell us this; no wonder no one else was on the beach), suffered third degree burns, was a "bodyguard" for my brother's fiance on a Mexican movie set (the director wanted me to play a bit part even though I didn't know any Spanish, boxed a heavyweight Golden Gloves champion....I think that's all I can remember right now. What does this all mean? That I'm the most interesting man in the world. Any questions? Good.
Anyway, send me a message if you're interested and if you're not, good luck to you. I'm sure this isn't the only site where you can find Justin Bieber wannabe's or guys wearing womens' jeans.