TxTinCup: My therapist says I can date again...
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Fredericksburg, Texas
Details
47 year old Man, 6' 5" (196cm), Lutheran
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
Intent
TxTinCup Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some university
Personality
Profession
Self Employed


dating
Dec 2008






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 3 years



About Me
January 2010

Happy New Year everyone. Despite what this looks like, I didn't make a new years resolution to find myself a woman. I saw Up in the Air a few days ago and it really hit home. The child turned eighteen this year and goes to college this Fall. It feels like my backpack is getting empty and I thought that wasn't such a bad thing. I'd like to do some traveling in a few years but I'm not sure about that yet. The bottom line is that I believe life doesn't follow the schedule we want. Love finds you on it's own terms and so I stay involved here, and in Austin. I play 42 frequently at Ginny's Little Longhorn on Burnet and it's really a great bar. Sunday's are packed with Chicken sh*tbingo, live music, and $1.50 Lone Star's, although I'm not into beer at all. If you're ever in town, come by and say hello.

January 2009
Another great reason not to join eHarmony

I received the following email tonight from someone at eHarmony obviously lacking a sense of humor:

Subject: eHarmony Account Information - URGENT

Dear David,

During regular site maintenance, we noticed some content written by you that violates our terms and conditions. Here is what we found:

{ABOUT ME}"Keeping a relationship fresh and making people laugh. Well, I'm finally back. Took a while to get clearance from my therapist to start dating again. It's really a rip off that you have to open a completely new account after a gender adjustment. I mean, I'm still sorta the same person, still like chick flicks, still like high heels, just can't find em in a size sixteen. Well, I guess you can, but I didn't say i was a cross-dresser. And if you think about it, someone should have subsidized this whole process. I mean look at my pics, wouldn't I make a really ugly woman!"


Because this violates the terms and conditions that you accepted when you joined eHarmony, we have turned off your matching. You will not receive any further matches.

If you want us to reactivate your matching, please log into your account and change the content cited above. Please e-mail us at customerrelations@eharmony.com explaining why you wrote this content. Mistakes and misunderstandings will happen, so if you feel we are in error or do not understand your meaning, please let us know.

Sincerely,

The eHarmony Team


July 2008

My companion for the past eight years is getting on in years and I guess it's time I started looking, not necessarily for a replacement, but for someone to supplement her I guess. I know it probably isn't appropriate, but I'll tell you her name is Dixie.

Here are some characteristics I'm looking for.

1. I'd like someone with a little less body hair. Dixie is a blond and matches the carpet but I'd actually prefer a brunette or redhead if they didn't shed as much. I'm just not that into vacuuming.
2. Dixie licks herself which I guess could be a positive in terms of flexibility but apparently has no problem doing so in public and that's pretty embarrassing.
3. She has spoiled me on how much she trusts me though. As I write this, I'm in the Corpus Christi Hooters and she's outside in the truck waiting.

By the way, for you men that happen to be reading this... You have to say you go to Hooters for the WINGS, not the breasts!! I've you've already run off your girlfriend, get off my page and go post another pic with your shirt off. And despite the rumors, I'm not gay either if you're here for that!

4. Must be fluent in English. At first I enjoyed all the arguments Dixie and I avoided because she could only bark. Now I'm starting to understand her though!

November 2007

I took a trip to Colorado and was driving my 240z through a deserted part of northeast New Mexico. Windows down with Runnin' Against the Wind on my iPod. The weather was perfect, high sixties and clear skies, and the sun was setting. There were just enough clouds to make for a beautiful sunset. Not quite a motorcycle but I loved it.

I know everyone on this site loves the lake, but I can’t really remember the last time I went. I prefer the Frio River or North Padre Island. I’m not much of a crowd person and enjoy visiting places others don’t. If you'd enjoy driving 60 miles down Padre Island just to get away from the crowd, email away cause I'm looking for one person to share that with. I love to travel and can either plan a trip or just take off spontaneously on one.

I like to be unique and never follow the crowd, but I still look normal despite that. No tattoos, piercings, painted fingernails, and I still have my real hair! I pay attention to politics and am a Reagan disciple. That doesn't mean liberals should stay away, I'm pretty tolerant right-wing zealot that enjoys starving children and the elderly.

First Date
January 2010

Perfect first dates are gender specific. For me.... I'd take the female of interest to Chacho's in San Antonio to eat chalupas. There's no way you can eat one in a lady-like manner and it will dispense with that first date frost and let you see the real person you're considering dating.

For a woman though, the perfect date restaurant would be Hooters. If he can focus on you in that kind of environment, he's worth a second date. If he can't, better to figure it out now. Plus, if you do like him, he'll already have a positive opinion of you.

July 2008

Let’s meet in the frozen food aisle in the local HEB. I'll play the part of the pathetic single guy who is clueless about cooking. My cart will be packed with frozen dinners, and I'll be staring at the frozen veggies mumbling to myself, why does broccoli & cauliflower have to be mixed???? What’s wrong with broccoli & mushrooms or even onions?

Anyway, you'll walk by and we'll catch eyes. I'll force myself to wait until you completely pass before I turn my head to check out the brand of jeans you're wearing. OK, like you weren't standing in the closet thinking, "What jeans make my butt look the best?" Do yall even buy jeans that make it look bad???? You'll turn around and I'll pretend to be studying the frozen french fries.

We'll run into each other again in the cereal aisle and you'll say, they’re Wrangler 20x you freak. I'll cross my fingers and reply, I hadn't noticed. We'll recognize we have some chemistry and I'll offer to cook you dinner sometime. (The frozen dinners were just for show)

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