I'm looking for someone passionate who knows who he is and what he wants out of life. Someone who is multi-layered in personality and enjoys expressing his spectrum of emotions, whether he is happy, sad, excited, scared, affectionate etc.
Sexy and fun: I enjoy cooking for my man, cuddling in public, having a sneaky one at the cinema, receiving oral, mental tickling, deep conversations.
"ultrahyperpsuedoantidisestablishmentariasitic" - Okay, here's what it actually means: Showing extreme erratic false opposition to the giving of funds towards a church or government building. Well, this was made up by me one day when I was trying to see how far I could build on the old favourite antidisestablishmentarianism. This was about as far as I got before it stopped making sense:)
e.g., Chris is being a little ultrahyperpsuedoantidisestablishmentariasitic, don't you think?
Who lies more, men or women?
....The way I see it, CR says it perfectly: Guys tell the small lies, like your ass doesn't look fat in
those pants but girls, they tell the big ones... like...ìt's your baby!
I have a confession to make, I am such a sports girl that I like to wear my team's jersey and cradle the ball in my arms when I watch a game so if we get together be PREPARED to schedule fishing excursions, gadget hunting, and female-bashing sessions with the guys when the big match is on. This will make our lives better.
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Needless to say chemistry is paramount, without it, we will be strangers trapped in Non-Versation.
Our date must contain three ingredients: 1) Stimulating conversation 2) Adventure 3 Excitement
...Unpredicatability is attractive and spontaneity is a turn-on...
P.S. I make a mean o' Italian dinner that will make you want to kiss me but you'll have such strong garlic breath I won't wanna kiss YOU!