I never done this before, but I guess its better than eating Cheetos watching TV in my underwear. Looking for somebody to watch movies, play cards, or drink beer with. I am not looking for any crazy girls, if you are crazy, no offence, please do not write, and please consult a therapist. I have a 1-eyed pug that smells and farts alot, must like unusual pets! Must be up for spur of the moment things like traveling or moonlight walks to the neighbors yard so the dog can take a dump. Im friends with a large varity of poeple so there is always something to do. I am not rich, not hot, and I dont fold my clothes very often, but I can always make you laugh, or at least pee yourself a little. My house is always messy and Im still working on the cooking thing, and dishes, well I try to subcontract them out. I guess I need to watch some Martha Stewart! So, if your sittin at home eating Cheetos watching TV in your underwear, send me a message, (wash the cheese off your fingers before typing) I tried it(kinda awkward). You have to at least like to argue about pointless things that dont really matter. Im going to get off here and microwave dinner. If I at least made you smile let me know.
I would go all out. 1st we would go to the finest Macdonolds. Then we could rent some old dollar movies at the video store. Then, if your really special, we can go to Wal-Mart! Im just joking!!! We can do whatever you are comfortable with, I dont care as long as I dont have to wear a suit.
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